Well, you know how it goes,…
Your employer want’s a flash version of thier site, so you concept the most beautifull, simplistic, light, ALL vector, USABLE, and data-driven site you’ve ever done…
Then, like any idiot boss, they say something to the effect of:
“Well, we have 6 weeks, 300 products, 4000 images, and REAMS of copy, so why don’t we do it OUR way, and throw your 8 YEARS of usability study, gui/information design, and efficiency OUT THE FRICKEN WINDOW, and make it look like this picture that my 10 year old drew in MS paint last night?”
“Do it, or you’re laid off.”
Retards…
I really cannot be the only one out there that get’s hired SPECIFICLY for our design and usability skills and talent, yet our boss’s seem to think that all of that knowledge is of no use to thier online brand???
Anyhoo…
It’s still a MAJOR WIP!! so…ignore, well… everything… 
IT DOES NOT FUNCTION AS YET, so…
just seeing if the "slowness is just me… or…
My request is simple, please give me ideas on how to explain to these numbskulls that flash is HARDWARE DEPENDENT, and this site WILL NOT run smoothly on the majority of thier userbase machines with the SEVERE amount of raster data they are forcing me to animate.
(thier userbase consists of carnies with 3 year old hardware…seriously) (they target carnival workers with less than 10 teeth)
PS, ignore the IRONY of their company name! hehe…
Still makes my girlfriend laugh…