how colud i forget Lost Highway? it´s probably the most f***ed up movie i´ve ever seen…
and no one have mentioned Gigli… though I havent seen it yet, i´ve heard it’s supposed to be one of the worst film ever made, but I guess i´m wrong?
Worst films ever made
Per-Anders
#142
you raise a good point… probably the (really) worst films won’t make it here simply because no-one has seen them (or would admit to it).
jwmoebius
#143
no one will ever know what a really bad movie is until they have seen the german movie “die bettwurst” … it is intentionally bad though, (as far as i can tell) which makes it kinda good again … :hmm:
SaucyJack
#144
My personnel worst film ever had to be “Ghost Ship”. I can’t ever remember being more annoyed with anything in my life. Ever!
Another one was “Scary Movie2”. Thankfully, i closed my eyes 10mins into it and didn’t open them again until it finished. What made it more annoying was that some girls at the front laughed constantly throughout it. What i shouted at them when the film finished cannot be repeated on Cgtalk but lets just say that i ruined there night.
I have to stop now because im going to be sick.
:banghead:
Nemoid
#145
Go and search for Cyborg Terminator 1,2,3. at least that were the italian titles. very crap movies.
another terrible movie i saw it was sorta like Cyrano vs Dartagnan. that was TERRIBLE and there was Iron mask too, in it
they got rid of all Alexandre Dumas universe in one movie!!! 
aurora
#147
Man you people are missing a ton of really, really, REALLY crappy movies. Maybe I just watch the wrong stuff or I’m to old and watch to much.
But instead of the ones that rate the worst on my list I was thinking about the most disappointing and bumskee had already mentioned it. For me ‘The Postman’ was by far the single most disappointing movie I have ever seen. That was the biggest cop out, whimp out, piss off movie possible to say nothing of dragged out. For what they did with the Postman they could have cut that movie down to 10 minutes. Hey heres a man that is supposed to be a hero but does not want to be and never becomes one, lets all lay down quit and die, the end. See not even 10 minutes. There most have been more then a dozen points in the movie that they built up to a point where the Postman could have done something great but nooooooo he tucked his tail between his legs and left then spent another trillion hours telling us why he did. Gag, joke, puke!! I’ll watch all of the other worst movies mentioned a dozen times before I’ll watch this one again.
sireel
#149
my uncut wedding video 
The guy I paid to film it didn’t know what the heck he was doing… only after hours and hours of editing was it somewhat presentable.
zzacmann
#150
You guys don’t know REAL horror.
Nothing is one tenth as excrusiatingly painful to watch as one of those damn Pokemon movies.
I somehow got roped into taking my little brother to see the first one at the theatre. Trust me, the 300 screaming 10 year olds was the BEST part of the experience. That movie sucked so much ass it almost becomes good again. The VO’s, the animation, the story = total and utter crap.
aurora
#151
zzacmann, I’ll see you one crappy Pokemon movie and raise you a nail pulling, eyeball piercing, brain draining Barney movie. When my girls were younger they liked that horrid creature and I actually took them to see one of the movies. The only thing I can say is thank God they have not made a Teletubbies movie. I’d have to take a flame thrower to the screen if I had to see one of those.
slaughters
#152
Speed 2 - I mean think about it. You are going fast. You can not stop or you will blow up. Nobody on the cast seems to stop and think, “Hey, we’re on a boat, we can just jump off”.
Don’t get me started on the Scenes like: Characters clothes are wet, yet when the shot cuts to them walking across to another room their clothes are suddenly dry, next they walk to yet another room and their clothes are wet again.
Last but not least, the boat rams onto shore and bloody well keeps going for about 10:00 minutes of slow-mo action, crashing through houses, building, and markets willy-nilly !
kerosene
#153
To have any point in being posted in my opinion films have to be realtively well known - obviously the very worst films never made it.
But luckily many very very bad films did make it. And I have to point out, my country man, Renny Harlin’s Driven and Cut Throat Island. Both make me physically sick.
The worst thing is when a huge potential is wasted with basic lack of vision of some major part of film making. (Final Fantasy, EP1, Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions).
Heikki
projectcoil
#155
Originally posted by aurora
zzacmann, I’ll see you one crappy Pokemon movie and raise you a nail pulling, eyeball piercing, brain draining Barney movie. When my girls were younger they liked that horrid creature and I actually took them to see one of the movies. The only thing I can say is thank God they have not made a Teletubbies movie. I’d have to take a flame thrower to the screen if I had to see one of those.
I throw in a Power Rangers Movie for all the cookies.
gnarlycranium
#156
I think aurora has us all beat. I mean… Power Rangers I can laugh at. Flaming ninjas I can laugh at too. Armageddon just pisses me off. But Barney? …Just makes me want to claw my own eyes out. 
I can’t stand three seconds of that thing, much less a MOVIE… the very idea has me feeling a bit nauseous.
Kiel
#157
“Precious Find”, with both Rutger Hauer and Brion James, also
starring in my favourite film, Bladerunner.
“Precious Find” is most likely the worst film ever made.
Makes Ed Wood look like a master.
rich_novak
#158
“The Item” is some film by artisan i think. it’s by FAR the worst movie i’ve ever seen, for these reasons:
these twenty-something people take control of an “item” which turns out to be a HUGE PENIS with it’s “eyes” sewn shut!
this penis (they call it the monkey) is a puppet that talks to people and convinces them to do horrible things.
some friends show up and ninja gunbattles ensue.
the one redeeming quality is the pretty asian gilfriend. she’s so cute. but then SHE HAS MUPPET SEX WITH THE EYELESS PENIS AND IT SHOWS IT!!!
after that movie I wanted my eyes sewn shut too!!
i double-dog DARE anyone here to rent that movie and find something good about the plot, the characterization, or the dialouge.
xaoei
#160
Not sure about “ever made”, but ‘House of The Dead’ has to be the worst movie I’ve seen for as long as I can remember.
hands down winner of this title is house of the dead
Oh but didn’t you just love how they spliced in shots of the video game too?! That was SO COOL. Brilliant directing.
(silence)