Worst films ever made

#81

Good Will Hunting.

The “genuis” couldn’t to better than janitor and then screws over his friends.

what a turdfest this was the ONLY movie I have EVER wanted my money and 2 hours of my life back from.

#82

I wanted to leave the theatre 15 minutes into the Titantic but for some reason I didn’t… I rate is as the most expensive movie that sucked.

#83

The worst film has to be…

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  "Chairman of the board"

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Anyone else seen this crappy movie?

#84

Worst movies ever…so much to type…

Here’s my list, some of which i seriously cannot believe havent been mentioned:

Mortal Kombat 2 - The director must have been taking a crap when they were handing out GOOD SCRIPTS!!! The power rangers ending really ruined the movie…well that and ALL the characters in it.

Street Fighter: The Movie - Van Damme showed me how slow a “FLASH KICK” could really be. Also, why the hell did they change the story around? Ruy and Ken are small time crimminals, Sagat is a drug dealer? WTF is that about?!?!?

Spawn - Okay, i’m totally up for catch phrases, but was it necessary for spawn to say “DAYUMNNNN!!!” so many times in the movie? Oh yeah, and i guess the FX people didnt realize that the CG characters mouths were supposed to move when they talked.

Meteor Man - everyone remember this little gem? it’s about a man who absorbs a meteor and whenever he touches a book, he absorbs the knowledge in that too, oh yeah, and he fights a gang of children…cough*…

Dare Devil - this movie is similar to a substance that comes out of my buttocks. Why does that fight scene with elektra in the park look gay? Oh, and did anyone else catch the fact that everyone in the movie could jump 12 stories in the air?

Tomb Raider - ya know…i always thought humans couldnt kick giant boulders with they’re legs so easily…i learned something today.

There’s a LOT more, but i dont wanna take up too much space, and granted some of these are watchable, true, but only to be mocked and laughed at. Notice that most of these are based on video games…hmmmm…

I wanted to leave the theatre 15 minutes into the Titantic but for some reason I didn’t… I rate is as the most expensive movie that sucked.

I beg to differ, but i say WATERWORLD is the most expensive movie that sucked…at least for that time.

I cant believe i forgot to mention Waterworld…AWFUL!! Hell, anything with Kevin Costner after Robin Hood was awful. Oh yeah, anything after Micheal Keaton’s Batman movies were goddam awful too.

#85

Originally posted by erazal
Mortal Kombat 2 - The director must have been taking a crap when they were handing out GOOD SCRIPTS!!! The power rangers ending really ruined the movie…well that and ALL the characters in it.

How about the first 10 jaw-dropping seconds of it? Jagged tiled sky, superimposed so badly it actually overlaps the live actors in places. Flaming ninjas that fall out of it. 'Nuff said.

I just didn’t list it cause I’d tried desperately to erase it from my memory. Eeeeeughghhgble…

Oh! Another one just like that-- Crow 2: City of Angels. Just set the film on fire, someone.

#86

I personally think any movie that stars Shaquille O’neil( or any basketball player for that matter) should be burnt and sent to hell. “Steal” what where they thinking!!!

#87

Originally posted by Gnarly Cranium
How about the first 10 jaw-dropping seconds of it? Jagged tiled sky, superimposed so badly it actually overlaps the live actors in places. Flaming ninjas that fall out of it. 'Nuff said.

I remember asking the person I was with if they saw that. :slight_smile:

#88

Thought of two more.

The Unbearable Lightness of Being… A novel-to-film adaptation. Sposed to be super faithful. Proves that being super faithful is not a good route. This film SUCKS!

And also, some film from Cannes this year that Ebert said was “the worst film he’d ever seen” or something like that, and sparked a war between himself and the director. I can’t wait to see it now, it’s reckoned to be one of the worst films in the past 25 years or something like that.

#89

Originally posted by Cinematography
[B]:eek:

Why do you hate one of my favorite movies? :blush: [/B]

because it is YOUR favourite

#90

i’ll say that Traffic is one of those films on my eternal hate list. what a load of misguided student pseudo-philosophical ranting bollocks.

all the way through i kept waiting for a scene where the characters might have dialogue between each other as opposed moronic monologues directed at each other.

seeing as the “plot” was merely a vehicle for the sub par ramblings the only thing that i didn’t feel ripped off about was the cinematography and post work.

ok another one where i wanted to punch the clerk who sold me the ticket for not slapping me in the face when i attempted to buy the ticket in the first place : Mad Love … i consider it an insult to my anus that it was forced to sit through this festering pile of horse manure. i’ll add no more because my anger induced by the memory of this movie going “incident” would fill up more pages than cgtalks server could actually handle.

#91

Originally posted by bentllama
because it is YOUR favourite

ANYWHEYZ!! :rolleyes:

#92

I’m not saying Species was a good movie…

but Species 2 was on the same line of the director just taking a crap on putting it on a plate, and oh, just taking the paycheck too.

I remember laughing my butt off when there is an alien that will harvest and kill everyone, but we have only 2 people after it.

#93

Gosford Park.

#94

SCORPION KING :cry:

#95

Dell,

What a coincidence, your avatar is starring in the undisputed worst movie ever.

The Quest.
Its such a bad ‘film’ that i watched it all the way through.
Made me laugh myself to death. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t ‘director’ van damme’s intention to make a comedy.

Its an kickboxing-piratebashing-periodic-variety extravanganza.

Anything starring Michael Dudikoff is bad.
Also anything starring that shoe of a man, Ernest. “Ernest goes to jail”, “Ernest saves christmas”,
“Ernest for the love of god fall of a cliff”.

There’s tons more of course.

#96

Originally posted by dell
SCORPION KING :cry:

I´ll whip your a**.:wip: That movie rocks.

Worst movie I´ve ever seen was Street Fighter.
Just because dell has an avatar with Jean CVD. :scream:

One strange thing that happens to me alot is when watching the first part LOTR I fall asleep after an hour. Not the worst but more of the boring ones that are famous.
I´m the only person that feels like that. :hmm:

#97

its funny reading what movies you like/dislike

quite entertaining:applause:

#98

LOST IN SPACE

I really did feel lost after walking out of the cinema.

#99

Originally posted by mdme_sadie
ok another one where i wanted to punch the clerk who sold me the ticket for not slapping me in the face when i attempted to buy the ticket in the first place : Mad Love … i consider it an insult to my anus that it was forced to sit through this festering pile of horse manure. i’ll add no more because my anger induced by the memory of this movie going “incident” would fill up more pages than cgtalks server could actually handle.

gasps for breath Best. Bashing. EVER! falls off the chair laughing

#100

Dude, Scorpian King rocks. You can’t take it seriously, the first 5 minutes TELL you not to take it seriously. It’s just a fun action movie, and if you take it as such, it’s hilarious. Besides, how hard-core is it to rip an arrow out of your own back and use it?