Worst films ever made


#721

If you’re talking about the one with multiple dimensions and that blind asian girl,that’s Cube 2, which was beyond crap. Cube: Zero was actually pretty good.

The worst movie I saw recently was Sideways. What a overhyped piece of garbage! It was like something you would see on the Lifetime channel.


#722

Ok it is better then american pie but it isn’t funny
all thoses american teen movies:
something about mery
scream
not another teen movie
dogma
amercan pie
etc. etc.
well I find them boring, form time to time descusting and embaresing
well I must say that about 3-5 years ago l could laught at american pie (or how old the movie is)

Makeing Clear:
It’s not because the are AMERICAN teen movies I saw an american pie -ish movie from japan and it was just as bad I just find that comedy vert unhumoristic


#723

Captain America (1991)

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004)

Pearl Harbor (2001)

I pick them, according to my IMDB vote history
(didn’t add ‘The 120 Days of Sodom’ on purpose…)


#724

Would I have to actually sit through the following:

Princess Diaries, Miss Congeniality (and sequel)

to claim them as truly bad?

Would like to ad to the list: Coyote Ugly and The Notebook. Here’s my review on why the notebook should be considered:

The Notebook is pure girlie-chick-flick. It had some touching moments right at the end, because it involved old people, and old people getting in on always makes me cry. What this movie made me realize is that sobbing like a kid gives you wings, and wings are important if you’re gonna fly over the grand-canyon-esque holes in the plot.

A brief summary of “The Notebook”: A typical love story about a rich girl (Amy) who falls in love with a poor boy (Noel), but is torn from him and the small town where she grew up by her parents who want to see her do better in love. The poor boy spends all the money he makes at the lumber yard to buy paper, ink and stamps and sends the girl letters every day for a year - which the rich-bitch mum secretly hides from her daughter. Because he does, he cannot afford to buy food - which explains how he stays so thin, I guess. The war comes, and both get involved. Noel fights and loses his best friend, Amy becomes a nurse and falls for a soldier in her ward, who happens to be a rich boy. He very quickly becomes part of the family, and proposes at an o-so-rich party. Meanwhile, Noel has come back from the war without a scratch to find that his father has sold the house, and combined with the meagre stippend he receives from the government, he buys an old mansion on the banks of the river and does it up. He then puts it up for sale. Now back in “The Olden Days” poor guys who redid houses could afford to advertise their house by getting their mug in front of the house and then advertise on the FRONT PAGE of the New York newspaper - which is where Amy sees him. So she goes back, screws his brains out, and then flips the fiance the bird and lives happily ever after… until she is old and is suffering from senile dementia. Noel and Amy have since married; had two kids, and somehow, Noel made enough money working at the lumber yard to afford a pension large enough to put his wife in a really posh nursing home… and move in to care for her!! He attempts to snap her out of the dementia by reading passages from her diary. She sometimes comes back for a few minutes… only to forget soon after. Apparently, Noel has been doing this every day for some time. At this point I realized I was watching 50 FIRST DATES THE SEQUEL. Adam Sandler was Noel, and Drew Barrymore was Amy, and both had been made up to look old.

Guys: don’t get pussy whipped into seeing this film.


#725

anything with chuck norris or steven seagal


#726

Requiem For A Dream. Worst movie ever strictly from a psychological perspective. Who in their right mind would ever live such a life? Why did Aronofsky give us such a horrible mind phuck? I needed like 10 showers after that movie. Heebee friggin jeebies! :slight_smile:


#727

Actually loved it. The photography was top notch as well imho. Who would live such a life? Sadly a ton of people.


#728

Well I’m addicted ALMOST the same way to my computer so I can assure you Requiem for a Dream does depict a reality, of course it’s in an artistic way, but, still…

EDIT: I think you judge it the worst movie ever for the same reasons I judge it one of the best, weird uh?


#729

Hackers

Robinson Crusoe on mars

obviously anything uwe boll does. that is a new kinda bad though.


#730

Bridget jones’s diary 2.

I hate renee zelwegger, off al the people she just can’t act. Don’t even understand why she got the damn oscar.

Somebody explain me what is so special about that girl ?

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#731

I’m with you on the steven seagal part… altho I do always find myself watching them just to see how bad they are!!


#732

I thought both “Scary Movie” and “Scary Movie 2” were horrid attempts at comedy. It’s a shame, since they had so much potential wasted by sex jokes that were more disgusting than funny. Believe me, I love sex jokes, but they should be more than just a giant explosion of sperm.

Thank God David Zucker took over for “Scary Movie 3” and thank God that the annoying Marlon and Shawn Wayans didn’t stick around. As a result, “Scary Movie 3” was probably the funniest movie since “Hot Shots!”

And has anyone mentioned “Robot Monster?” It’s almost (or even equally) as bad as “Plan 9 from Outer Space.”

Another bad (though maybe not worst) movie is “Red Planet,” with Val Kilmer. It was another film that had enormous potential wasted by a theme and storyline that could only be found in a Sci-Fi Channel movie-of-the-week. Loved “Mission to Mars,” though, which came out earlier in the same year, and felt it was a sorely underrated film.


#733

The worst for me has actually a tie!
Captain America! Boy that Sucked! The Red Skull was bleepin’
I-talian in that film! He’s supposed to be a German Nazi! Ow the shame!

Fletch Lives! Oh Man! If there is truly a Hell, then they must play this film 24/7. Chevy Chase should have been drawn and quartered for starring in it…


#734

This could be a tricky one. I’m an amateur film-maker in my spare time and you wouldn’t believe some of the rubbish I’ve seen. I can’t remember what it was called, but there was this ‘sci-fi’ (really just a thriller set ooo… about 2 years in the future) that started with sum mercenaries on a plane and sum other guy getting tortured in this random base. As you can tell I turned it off before they got to the opening credits. Oddly enuf, the only film where i have physically fallen asleep in the middle was ‘Minority Report’. Not that i’m saying it was bad, but I just couldn’t keep myself awake through it, mayb it had something to do with not having slept for almost 48 hours beforehand.


#735

worst movie … hmm. our film teacher said that it was one short film we made a while ago. (but i truly belive that its just because we were making fun about him though all that piece.) :rolleyes:
some BAD movies are bad in a positive way as some ed woods’s films (plan 9 or bride of monster) 'cause they are fun to watch. there are also BAD movies when it realy hurts to see them.

edit: just remembered alexander … that was BAD


#736

The most recent one for me is Ring 2. First one was good.

Here’s what was wrong with it:

  1. They break the rules of the first movie. (Samara kills the viewer of the cursed video tape in 7 days if a copy hasn’t been made and viewed by someone else)

  2. It has plenty of unintentionally funny moments.

  3. It isn’t scary.


#737

I’ll challenge ANYONE’S choice by suggesting “Space Mutiny” or “Hobgoblins”, featured on and ridiculed by Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Until you seen one of these movies, your not entitled to even say “worst movie”. Anyone still breathing through one of these movies should recieve a purple heart!


#738

Oh man I agree. Ring 2 seemed like a straight to video sequel to me. I was pretty disapointed in it as well.


#739

King Arthur worst ever

That lightning effect… just horrible.


#740

Also loved requiem… Great great filming.

There are more ppl out there like that than you would believe. I promise you.