Worst films ever made

#701

:sad: May have been mentioned but A V P ! how too kill 2 birds with one stone!

Thanks Paul W.S. Anderson. :argh:

#702

I can’t believe someone said Rocky 2 but differences are what makes us special.

Just in case I hadn’t put these down(anyways they’re worth repeating :wink: ) :

-Any Bud Spencer/Terence Hill movie(although I did like them younger)

-Roman Polanski’s Pirates

-House of the dead(the single worst “horror” movie in history imo)

-Highlander2,3 and MadMax3 are contenders for the worst,most uninspired pieces ever

-Any Friday13th after the 4th(or for that matter any Freddy after the first)

-Battlefield Earth… :rolleyes:

#703

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000.

That is the worst movie ever! :shrug:

#704

Anyone mention ‘Morons from outer space’ yet?

#705

Wha-??? Just because it had Tina Turner?

A good example. :smiley:

#706

No offence to your opinion however Blair Witch grossed over $240 million

#707

worst movie ever has to be Cursed, it came out couple weeks ago in theaters.

worst. movie. ever…ever.

#708

damn, i kind of blocked out the bad movies from my memories archive…but some of them are so incredibly crappy that they refuse to get out…
for example…
-blair witch project 2…how to ruin a perfectly original movie…with a crappy sequel
-anything with the title: Mary Kate and Ashley’s…unless is something like…wet and muddy topless fight for their virginity…

  • crossroads…britney in panties rules in any context…but they manage to do it wrong…that’s some hard work there…
    -the forgotten: a big deception…a 2 hour bad chapter of the x files…
  • blade 3: i was thinking of take my eyes out with a spoon and mail them to the director, to prove how angry i am with that movie…

more soon…:buttrock:

#709

I’d have to cast my vote for Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

It’s the only film that I’ve ever stopped watching because I couldn’t take it any more. I wanted to watch it. I wanted to laugh, I really did. 'Cause the premise has so much sacrilicious promise. I mean what could be better than J.C. going Bruce Lee on a bunch of vampires and or rediculous number of atheists (who all seem to have gone to clown school as all 40 of them fit in the back of a Jeep Wrangler)? But alas I couldn’t. I couldn’t even laugh at it because it was so bad. I didn’t expect good quality film. I expected something that I could MST3K, but I couldn’t even do that. Never before have I been let down like that. Never have I turned off a movie saddened that I couldn’t bear to watch any more of the mindless crap before me. And hell, I got through all of Starship Troopers (that *&@#$&! debotchery of a classic and wonderful book).

#710

@ Cyborgguineapig

I think the fact that it grossed so much has a lot to do with the marketing, do you remember the hype? Even got my dad excited to see it, and he doesn’t go to the movies often! I think it’s a perfect case of media influencing personel choice. Now, before you get all up in arms, yes this is a sweeping statement, but I can’t tell you how many times I had a conversation that went:

him: “see Blair Witch?”
me: “yeah, horrible movie, nothing redeeming, wish I could get my money and time back as well as an “I’m sorry we did that to you” check”
him: “really? “They” say it’s awsome. [looks perplexed] Think I’ll go see it, you’r probably wrong.”

—sees film—

him: “Dude, I shoulda listened to you, what vomit [someone actually said this to me]”
me: “mmmmhmmm.” :banghead:

The marketing was incredible for that film. Also, please don’t mistake high box office reciepts for proof a movie is good, because often it doesn’t hold up.

And remember, this is my opinion (and everyone else I’ve talked to, except for my sister, she loved it) :argh: It’s the differences that make us what we are, it’s all good.

BTW, you never say if you saw them. Did you? What did you think of them? (Be honest)

#711

Cube2: Hypercube (or is it Cube3?) Not sure. The movie blew dastardly chunks. :scream:

#712

Your kidding me. You’ve got to be kidding me. You have to be kidding me. There’s an actual movie called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?!? Who the hell financed that?

#713

I really disliked “Monkeybone”, I was amazed at how crap it was tbh.

#714

I’m not gonna read thru this whole thread but Starship troopers 2 has to be in here somewhere. I worked on that film and it was still a piece of crap. I have sympathy for it b/c I know of all the limitations we had to deal with…but the story was still crap.

#715

Torque, Blade 3 and Universal Soldier 2 were real nightmares for me.

#716

Hoolie Doolie… 48 pages of bad movies? It’s a miracle any of us are still in work! Haven’t read through all these pages yet, so I won’t post mine, lest I am being repetitive (I’m gonna look up Jesus Christ Vampire hunter tho: sounds awesomely dumb!).

Will be back with my two cents!

#717

yeah, when i found out there was a movie called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, I was pretty damn excited to watch it, but FutureTense is right. I couldn’t sit through more than about 15 minutes. I mean, Jesus cuts his hair after like 10 minutes and just looks like an average dude… wtf!!!

#718

Hands down one of the worst mainstream movies of all time - it’s about aliens that come out of your ass. Seriously. And one of the aliens takes possession of the main character and he ends up having conversations with himself in which the alien’s voice sounds just like Stewie from Family Guy. In addition to this there’s really weak buddy scenes in the present, badly done Stand By Me type flashback buddy scenes, and Morgan Freeman playing the Morgan Freeman character that he plays in “thriller” movies. And a seriously crappy performance from Donnie Wahlberg as some kind of retarded alien Jesus who loves Scooby Doo.

#719

I just can’t stand watching comedys like american pie or there is something about mary I feels you just want to run away and scream Aaaaah!

#720

whats wrong with there is something about mary?