Worst films ever made

#661

i rented “She Hate Me” a Spike Lee joint. this movie sucked. someone needs to give this guy a lesson in plot direction. the entire plot was explained and solved int he first 15 minutes. but did this stop Mr. Lee from pointing out the problems with black america and other minority controversial topics? hell no it didn’t. he went on for another hour with so many out of place scenes it was disgusting. it just seemed like he had a bunch of little arguments that had little or nothing to do with eachother and he threw them in a single film. by the way, if you have any knowledge of the Enron scandal, you’ve already seen this plot.

#662

:eek: Batllefield earth, Comando, Exorcist the beggining, and once upon a time in China are at the top of my list. But if you want a better source try this list on http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
This should probably be very accurate, but who really wants to find out.:deal:

#663

Oh yeah! anyone remember the street fighter movie. That was definatly up there with the worst of the worst.

#664

Alright, I’m pulling no punches on this one…

Independence Day
Wild Wild West
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Jeepers Creepers
The Avengers (its so bad you feel violated after watching it)
Dreamcatcher - what the hell happened with this one?
Vanilla Sky :cry:
Armageddon
Ace Ventura II
Pearl Harbor
Godzilla
The Tango Lesson (in a word - unbearable)
Halloween H20
The Grudge (ringku wannabe kack with the same cheap scare repeated over and over)
Blackhawk Down
K-PAX
Highlander II: The Quickening
Titanic (love the effects, but the script… :cry: )
Robocop 3
Batman and Robin
Troy (Brad Pitt looks like he’s stepped out of a cheap porn movie, Orlando Bloom like a talking cactus)

#665

damn… most of the movie that u guys said crap I actually like it (wont mention any thoo… )

but the worst movie that ever created is all movie by UWE BOLL (hint : House of the Dead, ALone in the Dark)

#666

You don’t know the word travesty if you haven’t seen a Filipino movie…

#667

Uwe Boll devinetley knows how to ruin movies > and he will do everything in his power to improve those skills with every movie he makes.

	[](http://dict.leo.org/se?lp=ende&p=/Mn4k.&search=to)His work produced a lot of spontaneous puke reflexes to nearly everybody who saw one of his films.

-Fahrija

#668

Fitting that your post about Uwe Boll happened to be post number 666 in this thread, lol. :smiley:

#669

Here are a few on my list of “there’s an hour and a half I’ll never get back”

She’s So Lovely (Got sucked into seeing this one by my wife)

Feeling Minesota (Kept on watching as if hypnotised)

Lord Of Illusions (Just plain old bad) :banghead:

#670

heh, as was mentioned several times mid-thread, a lot of you are confusing movies that you “didn’t like” or “were disappointed in” with “worst movies ever made”.

Watch some Uwe Boll or something like Ecks vs. Sever and Battlefield Earth for some perspective :wink:

Or of course any of the cavalcade from MST3K in uncommented form…but even most of those had a certain inherent charm in being rock stupid or silly…truly bad I feel is when something is so bad that it can’t even be funny by making fun of it, it just sucks all the life out of the air and makes you want to claw your own brain out so you can forget having seen it.

Even the TRAILERS for Boll’s stuff have that effect. He has a unique gift. :argh:

#671

Gotta chime in on this one.

I’m sure there are worse movies than these…but I was smart enough not to see them…I actually suffered through these.

I will only give a small list though:
Tango and Cash
Cobra
House of 1000 Corpses
Cabin Fever
Glitter
Torque

#672

don’t forget Biker Boys (Boyz?)

#673

You watched glitter? > respect! :)I didn´t even dare to watch the trailer. You really have nerves of steel. :thumbsup:

#674

Glitter. Wow. You’re brave man.

#675

Yeah the things we do for the ones we love…thanks for the support hahah.

#676

Did I mention Troy already?

I was browsing Amazon last night and it was in my recommendations. Funny, usually those are based on things you’ve already bought, but usually I don’t buy CRAP. Naturally, I wrote a scathing review. Hrmph.

#677

Cyborg is the worst movie ever…in my opinion, of course. Oh yeah, I wasn’t to hot for Mosquito either.

#678

realy?is it that movie staring “jean cluad vandam”??
i saw t when i was 11 or 12 i think,and at that ttime,i realy liked that :stuck_out_tongue:

#679

You may be thinking of Universal Soldier, also starring the ‘Muscles from Brussels’.

#680

‘surf nazis must die’ directed by Peter George USA 1987.
It’s that crappy, that it is fun again to watch it.