Worst films ever made

#461

Pearl Harbour

#462

Any movie featuring David Hasselhoff or Pauly Shore…

Think of Inframan,
CondorMan,
MeteoMan.

Put in The Phantom,House of the dead,Steel,

I personally like Cabin Fever,it’s not that bad plus I love slashers and alike.

People tend to use this subject to take some kind of stand against movies(or writers?) when in fact,most of those repliers have not seen much cheesy movies if say Episode I or II is the worst movie ever. :rolleyes:

haha Don’t I see someone bashing ‘the naked gun’ ok? :wink:

#463

Originally posted by DoLeePoZ
Jason X too much Blood this isn’t horror th is disgust:hmm:

Have you seen Final Destination2?

:buttrock:

#464

Donnie Darko - I have no idea why everyone tells me this is a cool film. It was boring, no plot, no story, and it made absolutely no sense. No film has ever made me feel like I really wasted 2 hours of my life for nothing than this film.

#465

Street Zombies…horrible…so horrible it’s hialrious…\

And i can’t believe someone saw Brotherhood3, i bought that piece of shit for 10 bucks cause i wanted to one up my friend who buys terrible movies, so i wanted to own a bad movie myself…
It was soo bad that i ended up tossing it out my 5th floor window…

Skinned Alive, another J.R. Bookwalter classic…sooo bad it’s hialrous…

Versus…cool ass cover tricked me into buying this…goddamn was i angry after watching this…

Enjoy…

#466

Donnie Darko - I have no idea why everyone tells me this is a cool film. It was boring, no plot, no story, and it made absolutely no sense. No film has ever made me feel like I really wasted 2 hours of my life for nothing than this film.

I have read some questionable suggestions for ‘worst film ever’ moniker, but this beats it all. Are you joking? No story, no plot, made no sense??:surprised Have you even seen a movie before?

Donnie Darko is in my book 1 of the best films of the last 5 years (make that decade)
Everything in that film serves the purpose and storyline of that film. Editing, cinematography, score, dialogue, production design, all top-notch.

#467

Originally posted by xynaria
Pearl Harbour

Gotta defend Pearl Harbor. Though I didn’t think it was that good of movie, I didn’t think it was the worst either. Why? Because when Pearl Harbor was attacked, for a moment, I really really hated the Japanese military of that era. (Just to be clear, the movie didn’t make me hate all Japanese, just specifically those who engaged us in WWII. I really hope nobody reads that the wrong way.) It is so rare for a movie to make me feel strong emotions of any sort. Unfortunately, nothing Mr. Affleck did had anything to do with that.

As for the worst movies ever, I nominate Rollerballl (the one that came out a couple of years ago), Valentine, and the Haunting. All 3 were insultingly bad.

#468

Originally posted by mushroomgod
[B]very true, and I dont have a problem with that. Its the way the rest of the world is depicted in those films not the fact the we cannot aford space exploration. Armageddon had one russian in it, and as far as I can remember he was not depicted in the best posible light (no change there then).

oh…lets not forget that an Apple Mac laptop can singlehandedly defeat the alien invader :applause: [/B]

Last I hear it costs like 10 billion dollars to fly to moon and back for some dust :9 so i dont blame them stopping :stuck_out_tongue:

#469

hah,

worst films ive ever watched.

  1. House of the Dead
  2. Virus
  3. Rabbit Proof Fence
  4. Giggli (dunno if thats right)
  5. dude, wheres my car!
  6. I-SPY
  7. Shanghi-Noon
  8. Anything with Owen Wilson in it, personally i think he’s a whiney bitch…
    that tops it :slight_smile:

TyR-

#470

Originally posted by NanoGator
Gotta defend Pearl Harbor.

ROFPML…how can it be defended…it’s indefensible, inexcusable, peurile and offensive garbage, worse than burning food in front of starving people and being made by probably the most idiotic ‘director’ (I use the term loosely) of all time doesn’t excuse it, but only adds to its irritability. God I thought the Matrix (and probably its’ regurgitations…couldn’t be bothered to watch them) were bad but it was almost intelligent compared to that tripe. Should carry a government health warning saying ‘This film assumes your intelligence is in such negative figures that it cannot be insulted’.

LOL blimey… I guess I really didn’t like it innit.:eek:

#471

Originally posted by xynaria
ROFPML…how can it be defended…

Read the rest of my post, I went into that. :stuck_out_tongue:

#472

LOL I did…I do agree though that it is a film that ‘inspires’ strong emotions… though I gather the ones it inspired in me are slightly different to the ones elicited in yourself :smiley: :slight_smile:

#473

Without a doubt TROLL II is the worst movie ever created.

Hilarious but 100% true review

#474

Yeah, I’d like to add House of the Dead to the nomination list for worst film ever made…it’s up there with plan 9 from outer space and troll 2.

BAD!

-Kol.

#475

Uzicka republika!

#476

debbie does dallas

#477

Originally posted by implicit
debbie does dallas

Dont know about that. Thought the FX were Ok :shrug:

#478

Gigli for sure!!! And House of the dead!!! I wake up in the nights screaming Jennifer Lopez and Ben … Tacos buritos!!!:cry:

#479

house of the dead is way up there. But it’s so bad its good. Have a few beers with some pals and watch that movie. It’s non stop laughter.

Charlies angels 2. I made a something to eat about a quater of the way threw it. Made myself finish watching as punishment for even watching it in the first place.

THE FANTASTIC FOUR (1994, Oley Sassone)
CAPTAIN AMERICA (1991, Albert Pyun)
so bad on so many levels.

#480

Originally posted by implicit
debbie does dallas

what about ‘debbie does new orleans’ with miss sky lopez. :stuck_out_tongue:
anyone seen it?

but serioulsy; someone mentioned ‘dude, where’s my car’
geez, that was so pathetic. i kinda like stupid american comedies like ‘american pie’ but this movie was a total waste of hour and a half…