you never see britian make this kinda crap like the US does 
even though blade 2 fx really ****ed me off
it was okish though (bloody lensflares)
just watched matrix reloaded again…
to be honest i didnt wear my glass’s for first view 
how low poly were those shots of neo ?
com on though the fx of neos fight scenes just sucked.
i do still like the whole idea of the film just wished they uped the detai and made a point to the film
Originally posted by kex
[B]you never see britian make this kinda crap like the US doeseven though blade 2 fx really ****ed me of it was ok
just watched matrix reloaded again…
to be honest i didnt wear my glass’s of first view
how low polygon were those shors of neo ?
common the fx of neos fight scenes just sucked.
i do still like the whole idea of the film just wished they uped the detai and made a point to the film [/B]
talking about matrix, here is a Flash Parody on Lord Of the Rings and Matrix and some more, its nice:
Has anyone seen that Comic Book movie with mark hamill. its like a spoof documentary. You think itd be easy to get laughs makin fun of comic book nerds (which i am). But this movie is unwatchable and it goes on forever. shame on kevin smith for being a part of that.
I guess you can say there are 2 main types of bad movie.
Category 2 is what I’ll address since 99% of movies made fall into category 1. Incidentally the movies from category two can also be the best movies ever made depending on how you look at it.
Here are just a few notably bad flix (there are many exploitation, euro-trash,sexploitation, underground movies i wont bother with because they are too numerous…)
Zombie 90
Violent Sh*t 1,2, &3
Manos:Hands of Fate
Attack of the Beast Creatures
Supercock (the only cock fighting movie I know of)
Troll 2
Frankenhooker
Tammy and the T-Rex
Werewolf
The worm eaters
Soul Vengeance
The Beast (erotic art movie about gorillas)
Visitor Q (sorry Miike fans. I like his other movies tho)
also woth mentioning are any turkish hollywood rip offs (descriptions taken from elsewhere online becuse im too lazy to type it all)…
Turkish star wars:
For anyone who has not seen any Turkish cinema, Turkish Star Wars is certainly the best barometer you can find. Using actual footage from the original Star Wars, the story is about 2 space fighter pilots who are shot down over a desert planet and discover a colony of people who are being oppressed by horse back riding mutant savages! It’s up to them to save the people from the oppressive mutants! Combining life size evil Muppets with a Flash Gordon like bad guy; and stealing not only footage and soundtrack from Star Wars, but music from Indiana Jones and others.
Turkish Superman:
The Turkish Superman is even better than the original. Why? Well, Superman’s father (a role played by Marlon Brando in the original) is missing a number of teeth. Superman can see through woman’s dresses, which causes him to continually prat fall. For shots of Superman flying through the air, the filmmakers simply used a superman doll and shot it from far away. To create the illusion of space, we are treated to a dark room filled with Christmas tree ornaments glued to a cardboard wall covered with gliter. Another unquestionable triumph in the cannon of stupefying Turkish films! In other words, you NEED to see this film.
Turkish ET, Turkish Exorsist and Turkish Star Trek are worth mentioning as well.
Nielsen:
if you mean the Turkish rip offs…here’s one place that has them…Ive never ordered from them though. They have some other cinematic gems too.
http://www.5minutesonline.com/index.html
also try this site for more cult classics. My freind orders from them all the time.
Dungeons and Dragons (oh, how that was a dissapointment)
The second Dragonheart
28 Days Later
Beowulf (with Christopher Lambert…nuff said)
Jack Frost (the horror movie), a buddy of mine is way to into horror movies…a group of us got together to watch this…half way through i said “Look, if they try to kill this guy with hair dryers…i’m out of here.” They brung out the dryers, i stood up and walked out the door.
Originally posted by Gavin_G
Dungeons and Dragons (oh, how that was a dissapointment)
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Ironic how New Line financed both D&D and LOTR- the worst and best fantasy movies of all time.
D&D is up there as the most pitiful trashwork ever made. I mean, what was Jeremy Irons thinking acting in that thing?:surprised
Originally posted by erilaz
D&D is up there as the most pitiful trashwork ever made.
Brace yourself for the fear…
i did, i did. I saw the US version which i hear is much worse than the original. It had bad acting, bad storyline, bad effects and overall sucked as a horror movie…or at least didn’t live up to the hype
Hmmm… “Worst film ever made”
I agree with Steven that most of you don’t truly grasp the concept of ‘worst’. For one thing, its unlikely that you can have twenty ‘worsts’. Out of the twenty that you like the least, the worst one is the one your looking for. Give us that one, and maybe a runner-up. Is “Independence Day” a bad movie? Sure it’s got some groaners in it, and I can certainly see plenty of jaded, artsy-fartsy critics giving it the old thumbs-down, but on the whole, its probably a 2.5 star movie. On the big scale of things, that ain’t bad. Certainly not the ‘worst film ever made’.
Star Wars: If you knew that there was a genuine Star Wars movie much, much worse than Episode 1 or 2, could you call either of those two movies the ‘worst film ever made’? I don’t think so! But is there such a beast? I give you ‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’, set in the period just after the first movie, Episode IV. Starring all the original cast, minus Alec Guiness and Peter Cushing of course. But their absence is more than made up for by the addition of Harvey Korman, Bea Arthur, and Art Carney! It features Chewbacca’s family with his son Lumpy, and his father Itchy. You’re probably thinking it can’t get any worse.
Oh, I’m afraid you’ve greatly underestimated the power of the Dark Side.
It’s a musical.
And Carrie Fisher sings a Wookiee holiday carol to the tune of the original John Williams Star Wars theme song.
Do you have a loved one who is inordinately infatuated with all things Star Wars? Are you desperate to save them from this damned Cult of Lucas? Simply force your loved one to watch this movie. But beware! They will either be cured of their addiction, or psychilogically shattered beyond recall. Either way, you’ll finally be free to sell all those Star Wars collectibles on Ebay!
I agree that the “Worst Ever” idea is being abused, geez…even i posted a bunch…but i forgot one, just in the spirit of brining up bad movies: “Hannibal” i was a HUGE silence of the lambs fan, i read all the books and was eagerly waiting Hannibal’s movie verson (since the bbook gave me great visuals) but, alas, i was disappointed…it was wayyyy too gory, half of the characters weren’t in there and the ending wasn’t anything like the book…Alot of it seemed more like slapstick comedy rather than a serial killing canniba geniusl movie…
I can see why you don’t like 28 days later, but in my book, to qualify as a ‘worst movie ever’ the movie has to lack the basic principles of filmmaking.
Compared to Van Helsing, 28 Days Later is palm d’Or material.
Originally posted by Goon
any film containing this man:
LOL, I was browsing through this thread from the beggining saw this and couldnt stop laughing. Right on man. I love how you quickly blacked out the background.
ummm worst movie…uhh Air Bud or something never saw it but im sure its just really bad.