Originally posted by froggyplat
[B]“titus” with anthony hopkinsworst.movie.evar [/B]
Id strongly disagree with that
guess you either love it or hate it
I found it visually stunning and a compelling rendition of the play
worst movie I ever saw in a theatrical release:
Highlander 3 :rolleyes:
(should have seen 2 first, then I would have had a clue 
)
walked out of the theater feeling like I had been mugged
Wow, there are some truly bad movies out there.
Here are a few movies that I dislike, but are not the worst…
The LOTR triliogy has the most beautiful cinematography I’ve ever seen, but the CG is excellent in some places, and bad in others. The elephant things in ROTK look SOOO fake. And you can tell the bump maps were WAAAYYY to high.
However, the LOTR triliogy overall is a 9 hour borefest.
Star Wars Episode I is terrible. How could Lucas destroy Star Wars like that?
Star Wars Episode II, certainly better than Episode I, but still lacking. Good for only 1 viewing or so.
Jurassic Park 3…WTF?
Now on to movies I absoultely HATE…
The Harry Potter Movies. OMG, these movies single handedly made me hate children. The actors are horrible. The story is quite confusing. Just TERRIBLE.
The Hulk…yawn.
The Sound of Music…DIE! DIE! DIE!
drum roll And the worst film of all cinema history is…
All the Pretty Horses. Matt Damon and Penelope Cruz. Oh my gosh, my girlfriend made me watch this movie. I was asleep 30 minutes into it. Work up off and on and tried to watch it. Fell asleep repeatedly. Horrible.
Originally posted by Ice Czar
walked out of the theater feeling like I had been mugged
walked away from Vulgar feeling like I had been molested… and the poor girl I watched it with must have felt a lot worse (happened to her when she was younger)
Originally posted by 3Dfx_Sage
walked away from Vulgar feeling like I had been molested… and the poor girl I watched it with must have felt a lot worse (happened to her when she was younger)
You watched a ped movie on a date?.. watching one in general is disturbing, but on a date??
Don’t like her much do you?
Originally posted by AJE
[B]You watched a ped movie on a date?.. watching one in general is disturbing, but on a date??Don’t like her much do you? [/B]
no, it wasn’t a ped movie nor was it a date.
btw we did NOT expect it to be like that. we were expecting it to be a psycho-clown type movie. turns out it’s not at all like that.
dangeons and dragons, yea i saw that. i remember that the bad guy (not the witch but the guy who played the mummy) had a blue color on his lips.
so from now on he shell be know as “the lipstick man” *ta ta tam- scary sound"
another bad movies- “agent kody banks 2”, the kid is cool since he plays in “malcolm in the middle” but man this is one bad movie. in this movie there is a hot agent woman (of course), and of course she has a hot body, and the bad guy was also the dude who played the mummy.
there for the movie is called “the adventures of agent boobs and the mummy”
by the way- i saw kill bill 2, it is incredible, amazing, superb!!!
Talking about Chinese movies,anyone remembers this?May not be the worst,but it is cheesy to an extreme :applause:
im sorry if this has already been mentioned
but i have not the will to read all the posts in this mammoth
but my worst films have got to be 2001 & the wrath of khan
Originally posted by StephanD
[B]Talking about Chinese movies,anyone remembers this?May not be the worst,but it is cheesy to an extreme :applause:
Ooooooh! Inframan! Classic Japanese/Chinese cheese.
Fun movie to watch. 
Guys you don’t understand. All movies go through some short of filtering process before broadcasting. Some of them don’t make it to TV. If you want to witness the crappiness in all its glory, without any censorship, or singling out, then attend a film festival. Few minutes and you will scream for mercy. 
Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (D) LiveAction <---------------------that is a real MOVIE 
haha Julian,
I’m glad someone remembered,I think this one’s Super-Inframan
2001 a bad movie?No way,not for me.
Okay I got some onther stinky cheese coming right back from my youth,
‘Star Crash’ starring David Hasselhoff.
A more recent but nevertheless very stinky cheese is;
House of the Dead=Very bad,cannot say it enough.Don’t even look at the dvd/tape.
My vote again for Attack of the Clones. A multi million dollar movie should have some redeeming quality. Either the script, the dialog, the story, the acting, the directing, the timing, the editing. It’s miraculous for its complete lack in all these areas. Film schools should study it for what went wrong. Even the effects are all so clean, Star Clean, and lacking character.
If you look at the bright side(which I prefer) Attack of the Clones isn’t that bad(or maybe do I rent to many diff movies).
The choreographies are much improved over the originals,it’s unquestionnable although I do LOVE Luke’s hatred power display at the end of Ep6:ROTJ,along with Williams outstanding leitmotif of course.
The most important fact,well for most fans,is to be able to see our lightsaber brandishers again on the big screen,not to say that the end justifies the means although if I would’ve had to choose between seeing additional SW movies with bad scripts opposed to none,I would’ve still voted for it…
It’s hard to make a good series of films after making such a great job with the original,just look at the matrix.
In the end,It’s a matter of preference.
Originally posted by MJV
My vote again for Attack of the Clones. A multi million dollar movie should have some redeeming quality. Either the script, the dialog, the story, the acting, the directing, the timing, the editing. It’s miraculous for its complete lack in all these areas. Film schools should study it for what went wrong. Even the effects are all so clean, Star Clean, and lacking character.
There is ONE (and only one) redeeming quality (IMO): the music - John Williams, no?
A Star wars film that has the Fetts kicking ass and then being cloned on a truly galactic scale( which in turn kick ass on a planetary scale! ) - And you lot moan about it?
HAVE YOU GUYS GOT YOUR BLOODY HEADS SCREWED ON OR NOT!?!:eek:
George delivered!:bowdown:
I liked the Fetts, and the Portman, and some of the effects like those seismic charges were pretty cool, but the rest of the movie was unadulterated shite
Originally posted by Okan
[B]Just watched it now. The worse…" So Close "
a chinese movie… [/B]
C’mon, she had ceiling-anchored heels! That’s cool!