Worst films ever made

#341

How dare someone mention Groundhog Day??
Its marvelous.
If you can’t come up with a worse movie you saw, then you probably haven’t seen much films anyway.:surprised

–>insert generic Meg Ryan love-comedy-drama here<–

Or any film combining ninjas, drug trading and lost childhood in on e film, and named something like: Strike City Force.

There’s a whole hidden world of B-movies that are ready to be explored :slight_smile: Most of them are cheap knockoffs of current blockbusters that are crap anyway, so that makes them knockoff of crap. Now THATS bad. You know them if you see them, “Eruption” instead of Volcano, “Talos The Mummy” (With only The Mummy in Caps…go figure…) instead of The Mummy.

You haven’t experienced bad, if you haven’t seen a Jeff Fahey film yet.
Then we can talk :scream:

#342

Jeepers Creepers
Some one mentioned this before but I can’t say it enough times. This was the worst movie I have ever seen in a LONG time. I saw it for free too (friend let me borrow it) and to this day I still want my 90 minutes back. Honestly, this move will suck the intelligence right out of you.

Aside from that anything Staring Ben Afflect get’s my vote. Think about it, Perl Harbor, Armagedon, Shakespear in Love, Gigili. On a side note of course we can’t count Kevin Smiths movies in these.

On a side note, you can’t count the “B” rate movies as being the worst of all time. You expect them to be and they are supposed to be. It’s like looking at a car wreck or anything on FOX. You know it’s bad for you but you just have to watch it sometimes. It’s these big budget flicks that you pay 10 bucks a pop to see that are the real culprits.

#343

I know half the people in the world will want to flame me fore this, and the other half will want to kill me for it but here goes…

the entire Star Wars series

now, I’m not saying that because I dislike them, but rather because I think they are so overrated. The first time I watched a Star Wars movie it was like “oh, that was different” but from then on it was just old and boring.

Remember, this is just my opinion. I’m not trying to say they don’t deserve everything because obviously most people do like them. It’s just how I personally feel.

#344

blair which 2…

terrible in comparison to the first film, which
was just a bad hollywood copy of the first one…

well besides there are a lot of bad films…
which i actually cannot refer, becase i usually
forget those things very fast…

#345

Originally posted by froggyplat
[B]“titus” with anthony hopkins

worst.movie.evar [/B]

i stand corrected: “timeline” is the new worst movie.

absolute.100%.crap.

#346

I’m sure that “Mindhunters” will be the worst movie when it’s released wide in June. Bumping a film back a year or so is a sign of absolute crap.

#347

Gadzooks…

About Manos Hands of Fate…I almost left my roommate sitting in the room to watch it by himself. It was unbearable - and I was watching the MST3k version!

Oh, and Double Dragon is pretty bad too. Probably the worst of the video game movies. However I really enjoy Super Mario Brothers despite the box office poison that it was.

#348

Jack Frost 2 oh what a waste of video.

#349

About Manos the hands of fate:

I’m trying to find a shop where i can pick it up, i really would LOVE to see it.
Thing is, part of the crew and i, share the same last name, wich isn’t that common in the states.
However, it has come to my attention that most of them have commited suicide.

The film is supposed to be THAT bad. I sure hope they didn’t jinx my last name :wink:

#350

‘DOWN TO YOU’ starring Julia Styles and Freddie Prince Jr. is the worst film I have seen in my entire life…

I got it with a bulk pack of Mac and Cheese, so I mean, it wasn’t like I paid to see it…but gosh was it ever terrible.

Also, I just saw ‘Big Bounce’ it was pretty freaking terrible too. Oh and ‘American Psycho 2’.

House of the dead really bothered me…they cut in game footage!!! GAME FOOTAGE!!! It bothered me so much I turned it off.

They’re all so terrible, I can’t choose just one.

It really surprises me what some people consider to be the worst movies ever … Matrix 2+3? AI? Chicago? Moulin Rouge? I guess to each their own…but maybe some of those people need to sit down and watch some truly terrible movie before they can appreciate the good ones.

-Kol.

#351

Speaking of game footage, nobody has mentioned ‘The Beach’ yet…

#352

hey, I loved The Beach.

edit:
upon further reflection, I think that it may not be because the film was good, but rather I loved the concept of such a place existing on Earth and all I had to do was find it… or maybe it was just the French girl :wink:

#353

I loved the environment, hated the movie.

You on the other hand, are entirely entitled to your opinion.

:smiley:
AJE

#354

Originally posted by 3Dfx_Sage
upon further reflection, I think that it (…) was just the French girl

#355

Originally posted by 3Dfx_Sage
or maybe it was just the French girl

Uh… ok, I’ll give you one beautiful environment and one beautiful French girl… but I’m not buying the whole package.Virginie Ledoyen

#356

Another hot French chick can be found in “Peter Pan!” And no, I’m NOT taking about Wendy!

#357

The Matrix sequels do it for me. Also most Steven Seagal junk. It’s sort of fun to watch but when picking out a tape to watch dinner to, most movies shun it. Honorable mention would have to be any formulaic Adam Sandler tour de force, with the exception of Big Daddy and even there he was pretty bad. He does well on SNL skits but you have to admit, those SNL skits are written by professional comedians, his movie scripts are not.

Edit: Saw The Perfect Score last night. Now given that it’s a new movie, I forgot to mention it, but there you go, another teen heist-turned-guilt-trip movie. Blah.

#358

Originally posted by substrauss
The Matrix sequels do it for me. Also most Steven Seagal junk. (…) Honorable mention would have to be any formulaic Adam Sandler tour de force

HERE HERE! :beer:

I never even saw the Matrix sequels because they were so stinking popular it made me sick.
As for Steven Seagal- seen 5 minutes of one of his movies, seen them all.
And Adam Sandler… I honestly believe that all he does in order to “act” is smoke some weed, and I know plenty of people who are funnier when high than he is (or… I used to back inthose days).

#359

Pearl Harbor…

Good lord… what a bad flick.
And it had the nerve to came out the same year as “Band of Brothers”

-R

#360

Originally posted by 3Dfx_Sage
[B]hey, I loved The Beach.

edit:
upon further reflection, I think that it may not be because the film was good, but rather I loved the concept of such a place existing on Earth a [/B]

And they did some pretty serious damage on the shoots. WHen this became a topic they said that they fixed the coral - and that the things they ruined they set to their original state. Some fast growing corals…