I had a client who said “It looks really good, but maybe it should be a bit more corny?”
So I was like… :surprised
Then I realized it was Swenglish, we were talking English in the room because the flame op doesn’t speak Swedish. Filmgrain is ‘korn’ in Swedish, so what he meant was “more grainy” 
Almost couldn’t hold back 
But it’s okay, happens all the time here. 
The “King of Lightwave” sounds exactly like the character JP in the movie Grandma’s Boy. I recommend it if you haven’t seen it. It’s a comedy about being a QA tester for games.
I have actually had a client email back the file we sent them to ask me to change the filename.:surprised
I don’t have a specific quote, but when I discuss the movies my company works on I keep hearing the exclamation, “I LOVE DISNEY!!!” That’s great, but I work at DreamWorks Animation. Nearly everyone I’ve talked to recently has how much they enjoyed “Disney’s Kung Fu Panda.” :rolleyes:
Haha that’s funny…I’m always having to correct people about that, reminding them that it’s Pixar’s Kung Fu Panda.
But that does say a lot about Disney, if every single animated film is seen by the general public as Disney’s. It really shows that people just want to be entertained, they don’t care who the movie was created by.
Oh my Lord!
The Lightwave King is comedy gold! Would hate to work with him tho, well done spiderpig.:banghead:
Crap. How could I have been so blind for 4 years. packs in her PhD 
King of Lightwave could be like, a daily cartoon or something… would be brilliant;)
…“Dude some of these carpets are black and white, all the carpets are cream?”
He had never seen a Bump or Spec map before…
[color=RoyalBlue]“Thats youre Bump and Spec map, just applie them to the Bump and Spec channels in youre surface editor”
[color=Red]“What do you mean Channels? Il just use the coloured image we know THAT works!”
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…priceless…just priceless…More “King of Lightwave”…pleaseeeee :banghead:
haha i can just see the invoice…
32 file name changes at 10 us dollars each. total = $320 USD
imagine the gold mine you would find if you had to rename an image sequence, probably give them a volume discount or somethin 
Great new entries in worst comments!
Sounds like a viable business model “File renaming service.” – Taking out all the difficulty of file renaming.
you wont beleive, we were given a footage last year for chroma keying purpose and worst of all that shoot was done against yellow… yes… yellow!! u can understand very well how much pain we would have gone through…
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=2&t=640864&page=1
HOLY CRAP WE HAVE A WEBCOMIC PEOPLE…
I think SpiderPig should convince King of Lightwave to make his own website and sell video tutorials of Lightwave. That would be awesome…we all know how much comedy sells.
And I agree we need to make a webcomic about this guy. I don’t even know Lightwave at all…but these are still hilarious to me!