I still say we should have a topic on Roberto’s Bullhorn. I mean, what is it? What does it look like?
Hey, Jimi, you lucky guy! I’m sarcastic and obnoxious and yet nobody creates an account just to respond to me. <sigh>
I still say we should have a topic on Roberto’s Bullhorn. I mean, what is it? What does it look like?
Hey, Jimi, you lucky guy! I’m sarcastic and obnoxious and yet nobody creates an account just to respond to me. <sigh>
Good one JTD - I’ll second that. And for those with their mind in the gutter, i’m sure they can come up with some interpretation too… 
Don’t be fooled: The first post is simply a ruse. Carue’s true intentions are to steal my Secret Shinobi Cooking Scrolls!
…I’m getting the feeling that I’m forgetting something incredibly important…

I must be imagining it. And you’re right, we should clear this Bullhorn thing up once and for all! Bring on the Daily Sketch!
-Desert on the sea
-Food
-Psycho
-Brave coward
-Smoke
-The fight
-The path
-Bang Bang!
-Rape
-Ditto
-The boss
Alas, it’s obvious the illustrious phoenix has forgotten his roots, as my vaguely obvious allusion was tragically missed. Though being of the Super Spot-Billed variety, my mercy is swift…particularly if you have blue hair.
And now, since I no longer wish to detract from the intent of this thread, my suggestions (which will hopefully be followed with a few contributed sketches and may or may not be influenced by my new David Sedaris addiction):
Barrel Fever
The Argyle Nudist
Lunch with Uta
I’ll confess, Carue, everything about that post baffles me. Even the suggestions. Actually, because of The Argyle Nudist, especially the suggestions! It does make me want to see your sketches though 
I really want to know which roots I've forgotten, since my own vaguely obvious (though I don't believe the two words to be compatible) allusion suggests that I am not British. What are my roots?
I'm hoping the second bit is just a convoluted way of telling me you also watch One Piece and have special thoughts for Vivi...*mmm, Vivi*
Finally, I refer to the original posts, for clarity:
protocoldoug: “I had to think outside the boobs… i mean BOX, i mean BOX!”
jimi’s thought process: Hmmm…If he’d kept it as ‘box’ in the first place it still would’ve been a lewd pun - maybe he hasn’t noticed. If I mention it, someone might accuse me of general redundancy, though. Oh heck, I’ll risk the shame!
So, to conclude, what am I missing here? Do I know you? Are you watching me right now!?
shifts uneasily in chair
Hewwooo? Who’s out there?
Stalker!
(I promise to stop messing around in this thread now. Apologies to all concerned. Especially my family and loved ones, who have been concerned for quite a while now.)
I always found song titles great for ideas (although this may say too much about my taste in music!)
Strange Fruit (Billie Holiday)
The Clampdown (The Clash)
Death or Glory (The Clash)
Girl Anachronism (The Dresden Dolls)
Coin-Operated Boy (The Dresden Dolls) - or Coin-Operated Girl
Gravity (The Dresden Dolls)
God Drinks at the Sando (The Whitlams)
Fortunate Son (Wyclef Jean)
King for a Day (XTC)
The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead (XTC)
Androgyny (Beautiful Garbage)
Sugar (Cactus Child)
Cold Part of Town (Concrete Blond)
Bloodletting (Concrete Blond)
Autumn Bone (Claire Bowditch and the Feeding Set)
Homage to My Dad (Claire Bowditch and the Feeding Set) - NB it is actually “Homage to my dad and the ABC [Australian Broadcasting Corp.]” but figure this won’t mean much outside of Australia!
-Celebrity
-Dream journal (I remember we did that a while back, interesting stuff)
Make you’re own version of Pixar’s:
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[li]Monsters inc. [/li][li]Toy story [/li][li]The incredibles [/li][li]Cars [/li][li]Bug life [/li][/ul]
what about a sketch of the worst job ever , i know some people are just waiting to let off some steam.
[b][color=Blue][color=Red]- Bloody
[color=Blue]- Deep
[color=Yellow][color=DarkOrange]- Heat
-Toxic
-Black & White
[color=Yellow]-Strange
[color=DarkOrchid]-Evil
[color=Teal]-Hidden
-Nice
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[li]Torment in art (avatar edition)[/li][li][color=Blue]Cold summer[/color][/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange]Inside the sandwich[/color][/color][/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange][color=Lime]Green hell[/color][/color][/color][/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange][color=Lime][color=Gray]The road[/color][/color][/color][/color][/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange][color=Lime][color=Gray][color=Yellow]Joke[color=#fffffe](mini comic)[/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange][color=Lime][color=Gray][color=Yellow][color=#fffffe][color=DarkOrchid]The thing[/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/li][li]Outside[/li][li][color=Blue][color=DarkOrange][color=Lime][color=Gray][color=Yellow][color=#fffffe][color=DarkOrchid][color=Teal][color=#fffffe]Heaven[/li]
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LOL, I missed the whole convo with JimiPhoenix
Hahahha, got a chuckle tho 
…alright, topic ideas…
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[/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color]Since most of as draw before bed time, then I think this topic would be nice
“I wanna get some sleep”
had the same idea michelleolivia,
Just some random tracks from my playlist, thought they made good topics