[I]“Feels like little more than a big-budget Saturday morning cartoon. An okay movie, but not nearly special enough to be a legitimate member of the “Star Wars” family of films.”
"If this were a true Star Wars film, right about now somebody would say, ‘… I’ve got a bad feeling about this.’ "
“This ugly, lumbering mess feels strangely like a tired Star Wars wanna-be, but made by people with the rights to the characters.”
“The new feature-length “Star Wars” cartoon is so cute that I want to hug it. Tightly. Until it stops breathing.”
“The only enjoyment I got from the film was laughing at how miserable it was and then zoning out during the boring fight scenes… which make up, no joke, about 90% of the total running time.”
“It is so bad that it could well rival the infamous “Star Wars Holiday Special” as the single most useless piece of “Star Wars”-related entertainment ever made…”
“The degeneration of the “Star Wars” saga continues unabated with this latest, most kid-friendly Lucas-produced assault on the memory of the once-beloved franchise.”
“If this movie career thing doesn’t work out for George Lucas, there’s a career waiting for him in the dairy industry. He can milk things like no other.”
“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars was fun. I miss that time.”
"Very young kids, Star Wars completists and Lucas apologists may find themselves compelled to attend; anyone else would have a better time going to the Toshi Station to pick up power converters "