First of all, don’t get hung up on nonsense, really. The project’s first and foremost meaning is to collaborate, have fun, learn and exploit what we have within messiah along the way! 
Making fun of people, who glorify any software is highly appropriate, instead of making fun of the software itself, I would say that…hehehe…but unfortunately I sympathize with anyone of that kind to a certain degree.
The message should not be aggressive against any group of people, who mean no harm, that’s for sure. Don’t discredit anyone, because it will rightfully fall back on you. Having a go at busting everyone’s chops can be cute, but then you can not leave anyone out and it has to be truthfully or at least highly imaginable, when it comes to the “accusations”, hehe.
Anyway, where are we at anyway?
I really hope you guys do favor the skydiver with various segments on his way down.
It would be much like a “cadavre exquis” and wouldn’t require heavy scripting.
We would just come up with the framework:
A. - what sets it off (plane ride…jump off plane…fall from plane…sudden wormwhole makes plane dissappear? Anything like that…)
B. - the environment (sky with distant clouds, earth)
C. - where does he land, how does he land, what makes him land…will he survive and why!
That would be the outline…then inbetween individuals or groups can take over segments of the fall with stuff happening to him. We could limit the seconds everyone gets.