OT: Seinfeld Memories.


#1

I was just on Amazon.com and saw the Seasons 1-3 are coming out on DVD in November. I’m very excited about this.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002UE1X0/qid=1092604511/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/002-5606605-5269637?v=glance&s=dvd

So, I just wanted to hear from you guys what you think about the show. And also to share memories, quotes, thoughts, etc. It might help some of us remember moments that we might have otherwise forgotten.


#2

Muffin stumps!


#3

yea…I’m Buck Naked.


#4

My favourite episodes was when Goerge does everything oppostie to what he normaly does.
And another favourite is were Jerry always breaks even.


#5

the contest…


#6

I’m out!!!


#7

“Yo-Yo-Ma!”

-Kramer after being kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Devola.


#8

Whenever I see Seinfeld now, I just remember that episode of Family Guy:

‘George: “She was a tickler!”
Jerry: “And you’re not a stickler for a tickler”
George: “Not a stickler for a tickler”
Jerry: “Not a tickler stickler”
Both: “Stickler tickler tickler stickler…”’

Brian: “Oh god, where’s the remote!”


#9

Who’s gonna turn down a junior mint? Its chocolate, its peppermint…its delicious!


#10

this isnt verbatim:
George: They’re giving me 3 months paid vacation, im going to do so many things, im going to play frolf
Jerry: you mean golf
George: No frolf, frisbee golf, its going to be THE SUMMER OF GEORGE


#11

…I wonder if they would have an episode on the whole Kerry’s Vietnam service thing like they did with the Kennedy assasination (who was the second spitter?) and OJ Simpson (I forgot exactly what it was but something where the glove/shirt didn’t fit). Things are more polarized now so its hard to compare to then.


#12

giddyup

but i dont wanna be a pirate!


#13

“Sorry pigeons, but last time I checked we have NO DEAL!!!”

“KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!”


#14

“No Soup For You!!!”


#15

JERRY: I’m Vanadaley Industries?

GEORGE: Right.

JERRY: And what is that?

GEORGE: You’re in latex

JERRY: Latex? And what do I do with latex?

GEORGE: Ya manufacture it.

ELAINE: Here in this little apartment?

JERRY: And what do I say about you?

GEORGE: You’re considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

JERRY: I’m going to hire you as my latex salesman?

GEORGE: Right.

JERRY: I don’t think so. Why would I do that?

GEORGE: Because I asked you to.

JERRY: If you think I’m looking for someone to just sit at a desk pushing papers around, you can forget it. I have enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.


#16

“maybe the dingo ate your baby”

goto —> http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/


#17

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

“Easy big fella!” And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a

quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the

blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on

top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and

pulled out the obstruction!

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

Jerry: Well the crowd most have gone wild!

George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1.

Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We

both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so

beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a

marine biologist!

Jerry: Wow! What’d she say?

George: She told me to “Go to hell!” and I took the bus home.

Jerry: All right lets go.

Elaine: Are you in a bad mood?

Jerry: No, I just got my laundry back.

Elaine: Ohhh! GoldenBoy?

Jerry: He didn’t make it.

Elaine: I’m sorry.

Jerry: This is GoldenBoy’s son, BabyBlue.

Kramer: What’s with you?

George: Sand. It’s everywhere


#18

<---- Seinfeld Hater. :wise:


#19

Seinfeld was a terrific show when it was in its prime and one of my favorites. However, it’s also one of those shows that I never have any desire to watch in reruns. It’s on at least 4-6 times a day on various channels and times here but I never watch them. And the series finale goes down as THE WORST FINALE IN SITCOM HISTORY (Friends comes a close second) which left me very chagrined afterwards. So I doubt I’ll be getting the DVDs.

George, Marine Bioligist. :smiley:


#20

Is your name Mulva?