hey guys,
I went a-looking for my old thread, but it seems to have been deleted. So, as you can see, I’ve gone back to my original idea - but i’ve altered the back story a bit.
1812, Napoleon Bonaparte leads his men against Mikhail Kutuzov’s forces in Borodino, Russia. during the battle, Napoleon catches sight of Kutuzov on the battlefield, and challenges him to a dual, before Napoleon can raise his sword, Kutuzov begins to chant some ancient curse, moments later Napoleon is struck by unearthly lightning, and falls to the ground. Kutuzov, still chanting in some dead-tongue, levels his sabre and beheads Napoleon.
September 7th, 1822, 10 years to the day after Napoleon’s death, the ground has settled on the plains of battle, Borodino is peaceful, the dead have been buried and forgotten. Deep below the earth, under 6 feet of cold, dark dirt lies Napoleon Bonaparte’s lifeless, headless corpse…But there are mysterious forces at work - the spark of life still glimmers in Napoleon’s rotting, worm infested heart.
Lightning strikes again … 10 years to the day,
the air crackles with electricity,
the ground crawls and writhes,
and out of the cold, damp earth crawls the most horrific sight one might ever witness…Zombie Napoleon.
He scours the battlefield for days in search of his missing head, unaware that it now resides in Mikhail Kutuzov’s trophey room. Desperate, Zombie Napoleon digs a ancient skull out of the ground and places it upon his stump neck, eager to take revenge on Kutuzov…
Napoleon will be accompanied by his man-servant, Mr. Sharpe - a mute little goblin like creature…
more to come tomorrow when i start modeling.



Also, according to some historical texts I’ve read, Napoleon wasn’t all that short, he was actually of average height, the whole short thing came about due to some mis-translation of a corenor’s report.
