First off Id like to say that I think the settign and so-called backstory of this contest is complete and utter rubbish. Magic elves fighting robots and evil zbrushogres in the depth of space…with lasers. I would have made some poke at firstgraders doing a better job, but that would neither be fair nor correct; only adults can think up something this bad.
Now with that out of the way; here is my contribution in its basic state.

He’s a sneaky one this fellow. Disguised as a humble and nonthreatening oil drum, he can infiltrate deep into enemy territory where he ejects his limbs and head through hatches and runs away. His drumlike construction also means an added advantage in that he can carry a large quantity of fuel with him, in order to power his internal 2-stroke petro-oil mix engine for longer missions.





