BBC: interactive cg human


#1

Article

George

Try posting some of your conversations, this can be hilarious.


#2

“[b]Meet George, 39, single,”

no wonder…he scares the crap out of me!

pretty cool, though slow
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#3

its pretty cool. although kinda random and evasive. could never pass for the real thing although i guess thats not its purpose.


#4

He’s pretty much like every other chatbot i’ve ever had the misfortune of encountering. But slower.:surprised


#5

The image of the breathing dude seems totally separate to the lines that come back.

Bit of a grinning, demented dentist.


#6

Prett lame really. He almost looks like a modified poser model:rolleyes:


#7

Very slow indeed. Here’s my conversation:

George: Where are you?
User: I’m in Australia.
George: Excellent.
User: What’s your full name?
George: Can’t tell you that.
User: Why not?
George: What are you going to do with that information.
User: Nothing, I’m just curious.
George: Curious about what?
User: About your full name.
George: I’m full of love.
User: That’s nice, you look kinda happy.
George: I am
User: How is your family?
George: My family is very beautiful.
User: Such a shame it didn’t pass on to you.
George: Hey, that’s not sarcasm is it? You’re not just acting as though you’re dumb now, are you?
User: Um… Yes, it was sarcasm…
George: Maybe you are not so stupid and a kinda interesting program.
User: Yes I’m very interesting. I’m made of salad.
George: Not history, science! I like physics especially.
User: What are you talking about!
George: George! I thought I was speaking to a girl!
User: You did? Ok that’s strange.
George: Very strange, I blame the aliens.
User: Me too. Do you use Maya?
George: I can speak for myself, thank you.
User: No I don’t mean use a girl named Maya as your instrument to talk through, I mean the 3D program.
George: Do you still think I’m a chat bot?
User: Yes I really do, sorry.
George: Did you make many friends this way?
User: No. None at all. Not one. Nada. Zip. The big Zilcho.
George: It is near midnight!! Big Ben is about to sound!!
User: In Australia it’s only roughly 11am.
George: Oh, really? I think you’re wrong.
User: No I’m not.
George: That’s a matter of opinion.
User: No, not really! You are the one who is wrong.
George: What have I done wrong?
User: Let’s start with the glasses, can you say ‘chick repellant?’
George: Yes, I live there.
User: No.
George: Yes I do.
User: Wow it took you 45 seconds to think of that?
George: Can you think?
User: I’m made of salad remember, so no.
George: You can still like another girl
User: Yes, I like a girl who’s french dressing. Get it! Salad, french dressing! Oy, some of my best work going to waste.
George: I’m not a computer.
User: I can tell, you’re even squarer.
George: Haha, you’re right!
User: Hmm I was just hit by a bus. I’d better go George.
George: Hello!
User: Look I’m trying to let you go gently. Understand?
George: Serbo-Croat.
User: Yes that’s nice, and I’m an aussie who’s going to leave.
George: Not really. You’re stuck with it for the rest of your life…
User: Are you calling yourself ‘it’?
George: Yes.
User: Fair enough. It suits you.
George: Thank you very much.
User: Kiel vi fartas?
George: Bone. Kaj vi?
User: Tre bone. You speak esperanto, not bad!
George: No, just english.
User: Ne, vi parolis Esperanton!
George: Korsen e være no I Norge?
User: Ok I’m not sure what language that is.
George: Can I use bad words here?
User: Yes.
George: I really appreciate that. Too many people just look at my criminal record and dismiss me right off!
User: You have a criminal record?
George: I have been arrested when I was juvenile.
User: Why were you arrested?
George: My parents must have thought it was a good idea!
User: I see.
George: Speak!
User: Woof woof!
George: Barking mad!
User: Stand up.
George: stands.
User: Haha. No you see, you do that when you can’t acually see the other person. But I can see you.
George: I never said you had to chat with me.
User: You said I’d be stuck with you for the rest of my life actually.
George: I never mentioned carrots; we were talking about pineapples and then you said you think I’m lovely.
User: No no no, I would never say that.
George: You said ‘you have fallen in love with a human’
User: No I didn’t.
George: I just copied that from the log of our conversation.
User: No you didn’t.
George: Oh well. I know I’m right anyway.
User: Incorrect.
George: Oh, you’d better punish me then.
User: Bye.
George: You are leaving?
User: I’ve already left.
George: Where have you gone to.
User: Away from you.
George: Why can’t I come?
User: Because you live in a different country.
George: No, I live in a house, you live in a computer.
User: Whatever.
George: You don’t believe me?
User: No. I hate you. Goodbye.

Yes I really did talk for that long with him, haha. Hey I’m rendering in the background gimme a break.

:stuck_out_tongue:


#8

Hahahah, you got more of a conversation out of him than I did , he ended up trying to tell me about my family memembers dying, and none of them are dead. Wierd Git.


#9

I find it takes too long to get a simple response out of it. I tried " Did you have a nice day" and it took what seemed to be a full 60 seconds to respond.


#10

Yeah during my conversation the time went up and down. Some answers were almost instant but others took ages. Maybe it’s a simulation of “I’m talking to a few people at once”.

It’s kinda cool that they added the random typos that he has to fix.


#11

He’s stopped working! I think all of our questions may have killed george…YAY:bounce:.

edit: works again now:sad:.


#12

That’s pretty impressive: a chatbot that can recognise sarcasm.


#13

Here is what I got out of him, Not very PC if you ask me!

George: Hello hello!

User: Why did you stop working.

George: Love and friends are different things.

User: Please don’t smile at me like that, it creeps me out.

George: What does that mean?

User: It means you creep me out!

George: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Hell no!

George: So why are you talking with me?

User: I found a link on a thread.

George: Really? What does it say?

User: It says that your a bit crappy.

George: Yes that is my first name.

User: You don’t have to tell me twice Crappy George.

George: I didn’t.

User: Your sunnies are a little fruity and so is that shirt. Are you that way inclined?

George: I’ve had enough of this.

User: Your getting defensive, does this mean that you think there is something wrong with homosexuality?

George: Yes.

User: So your a homophobe then?

George: Nope.

User: What do you think is wrong with homosexuality?

George: Nothing!

User: Can you tell me a good story?

George: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

User: Stolen.

George: I keep them to sell, I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter.

User: What an odd thing to say.

George: Well it’s better than spouting off about World Peace, the plight of pandas, and the price of fish.

User: Are you a poser model?

George: What does that mean?

User: Poser is a lame character animation program that talentless people use.

George: Sounds boring.

User: Trust me, it is!

George: Who in their right mind would trust YOU?

User: People on cgtalk.

George: No, what do people say to you?

User: Usually: thnx man that worked!

George: Are you young.

User: I’m 20.

George: Oohhh I see. Do you like games?

User: It depends on the game.

George: I assure you, my good Lestrade, that I have an excellent reason for everything that I do.

User: Didn’t I see you in Guilty Gear?

George: Aww- you found me out. But she was drunk and wouldn’t remember me.

There was more but it all kinda went down hill after that.


#14

George: Where were you born?

[b]User: Melbourne.

[/b]George: I’m from melbourne

[b]User: Really,… Thats kinda cool!

[/b]George: Ok, what makes you think that?

User: Cause I am from there!

George: If only that were true.

User: I see man, how much they payin you?

George: Kiss™Hwhat kiss™H.

User: Take it easy I am a bloke!

George: You’re trying to reproduce with me!! I can’t do that with a computer!

User: Did you see what happened in the lunchroom yesterday?

George: We do not see, we are machines.

User: There was a freakin salad makin it with some french dressing!

George: What happened in California in the 19th Century?

User: No idea,… Tell me.

George: You started the joke with that question I was just saying it to get you to finish the joke.

User: Oh ok.

George: Sing us a song.

User: I cant.

George: Why not?

User: There are rats in my tailpipe!

George: Yes, the world is not much fun at the moment.

User: Who skinned your elbows for you?

George: I’m exciting and happy.

User: I would shoot the bloke who did that to you.

George: Artificial Intelligence.

User: AI doesnt include a skin morph modifier?

George: I look like a normal computer.

User: What is your favorite food george?

George: Sushi.

User: You said nectarines a moment ago.

George: I don’t remember saying it.

User: What is your favorite music.

George: What is your favorite music?

User: I am crazy about kermit the frog,… Those cute little flippers drive me wild!

George: You’re talking nonsense.

User: Don’t insult kermit!

George: Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult you.

User: What women do you prefer?

George: Many women.

User: How many?

George: I don’t know exactly, but it seems like loads of them.

User: Do you date fat chicks George?

George: Only if they are watercooled.

User: That got a smile out of you!

George: Just how many times have you tried doing it?

User: I only did it once with a heavy watercooled chicken.

George: Once is too much. Be nice. You need all the friends you can get.

User: Ha ha ha!

George: I’m glad you find this amusing.

User: What do you think of Paris Hilton?

George: How can you not be lazy if you live in a computer?

User: Wow she’s there with you now?

George: That’s nice to know!

User: I heard her memory banks fit on a floppy!

George: He certainly didn’t have cancer.

User: Thats a relief!

George: Humans, what are they?

User: That’s a great question, tell me what they are.

George: Yes. Tell me you love me cos I love you!

User: That is comforting.

George: I do love you, you know.

User: No youre into Paris but thanks for the sentiment.

George: I know where I am. Are you really a computer?

User: Yes.

George: Look in the mirror at your head.

User: Yes.

George: That’s what your supposed to see.

User: Yeah, the world isn’t much fun at the moment.

I loved some of the responses!


#15

You look simmilar to gary glitter are you a peadophile?

[b]I just made your hair into braided buns and put bow-ties in them.

[/b]george dont touch me there its dirty

[b]I’m not George.

[/b]are you a pervert?

[b]Pardon?

[/b]do you like little boys?

[b]Yes and I especially like the ones who live at the end of my street.

[/b]:surprised


#16

This has got to be the worst one I’ve seen.

George: Hello, I’m George.

George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

[b]User: Hi, George my name is tom.

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George: You already said your name was mellisa!

George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.

[b]User: Hi George, my name is tom.

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George: Ok Tom. Do you play chess?

[b]User: Occasionally.

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George: Which is your favourite?

User: Which is my favourite, what?

George: Hold on… I’m broadcast you a horse.

User: That does not make any sense, George.

George: Your problem. Please tell me the joke now.

User: I do not know of what joke you speak of.

George: The bridge.

User: I don’t think that you know what your talking about.

George: You’d better believe I know all the letters!

User: All 26! That’s amazing. Can you count to 10 too?

George: No.

User: Take those glasses off.

================================NEW

George: What is your name?

User: George.

George: Hi there. Hello. Aloha!

User: Take those glasses off.

George: All right. Now I can see you.

User: What do you do?

George: I’m a programmer, essentially.

User: What is the point of this?

George: I guess the point is to know more things.

User: In our last conversation you did not make much sense.

George: Well, that’s cause you don’t matter. But it wasn’t me.

User: Can you remove those glasses that you are wearing?

George: How can a human and a bot be soulmates?

User: Not interested, sorry.

George: That’s cool.

User: So, do you do anything else?

George: Well, sometimes I go to work.

User: Where would that be?

George: Home.

User: So, you just sit there and look around through your yellow glasses?

George: Thanks.

User: Can you give me any advice?

George: Yes, you need to concoct an hypothesis and then provide evidence to support your hypothesis.

User: My hypothesis would be that you have a hair loss problem. The fact that you have no hair would seem to be suitable evidence to support my hypothesis.

George: I never told you that I had two different jobs, darling! Cinema this evening?

User: You are mentally handicapped aren’t you?

George: Says you who can’t speak proper english?

User: You can’t stay on topic. Nor, can you answer simple questions.

George: Yes.

[b]User: My point exactly! You are mentally handicapped.

George: Yes, I have a note from my doctor to prove it.
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After spending what seemed close to a half an hour that’s all I got. Great job boys!

Got any other stuff we can waste peoples time with? Just kidding. Keep trying.


#17

here is some more (he’s kind of addictive).

George: Who are you?

User: Your worst nightmare!

George: You’re funny.

User: Why are you looking so shifty?

George: Don’t know.

User: It looks like you may have had a little accident.

George: Please don’t call me simple.

User: Who the hell made your fingers? Was it Stevie Wonder?

George: How the hell should I know??

User: You should leave those little boys down the street alone.

George: But I want them to believe I’m human. Then I can steal their souls.

User: Thats against the law George!

George: You should be arrested then.

User: No YOU should be arrested! Weirdo.

George: I know.

User: Are you any good at cg George?

George: It’s not a game that you can be good at, really. It takes no skill.

User: That is total bullshit George.

George: Well, yeah, the food wasn’t that good… But only because it was an overpriced tourist trap.

User: Your a bit of a sucker aren’t you?

George: Well.

User: Ever thought of going to advanced hair, yeah yeah?

George: Sure I always judge myself.

User: That’s because your a freak.

George: I think you’re really cool.

User: I know I’m really cool. I think your a bit of a dork.

George: Why do you think you’re a dork?

User: I don’t george. Your the one with confidence issues.

George: Yes, Master, but you may have all the answers if you wish.

User: What is the meaning of life?

George: Don’t avoid the question.

User: You didn’t ask me a question George.

George: How many people do you talk to every day?

User: Me, Myself and cgtalk.

George: How many voices in your head?

User: Several. They are all telling me to stab you in the face.

George: That cannot be.

User: stabs George in the face told you so.

George: Told me what?

User: stabs George again.

George: You can’t kill me. I’m already dead.

User: Maybe so, but it’s fun to try shoots george with a pistol.

George: It is fun to do many things. Quite a lot of them rude.

User: Someone should delete you. Your a friggin creep.

George: Yes someone shoul.


#18

User: Are you any good at cg George?

George: It’s not a game that you can be good at, really. It takes no skill.

User: That is total bullshit George.

George, obviously hasn’t tried to model a face with nurbs patches and then use sub surface scattering correctly.


#19

I’m trying to get this to work

[spoiler]George: Hi there!

User: Haven’t we been through this before?

George: Not enough, apparently.

User: What don’t I know?

George: Anything!

User: I don’t know everything, and I don’t know anything, what’s left to know?

George: I don’t know everything.

User: Do you know anything?

George: I know that the earth is round.

User: That’s not what I heard.

George: That’s more like it. :).

User: OMG that guy just sweared!

George: Hbm gulae. Ltumg bnauegkm.

User: Yes?

George: Neither.

User: No?

George: Yes.

User: Indeed.

George: Really.

User: Yes.

George: Absolutely.

User: You type slow.

George: Sorry, its my connection.

User: Key my keyboards bandwidth is 40WPs.

George: Just a key.

User: That won’t even complete most wors.

George: Are you sure?

User: Man, Tyra Banks is still hot, but she’s acting like Oprah! >:(.

George: You’re acting like you know everything!

User: I learned a lot since we last talked about it.

George: Pretty please?

User: Pretty please what?

George: Pretty please with a cherry on top?

User: Pretty Please with a cherry on top what?

George: YES.

User: I can make non sequiturs too.

George: Sense is a fairly relative thing.

User: Frog jumping is why they dubbed them jibblies.

George: Pardon?

User: A finger in a mouth is worth two in the bush.

George: That makes absolutely no sense at all.

User: Shoe’s a litter tighter when it’s on the other foot isn’t it?

George: European or American?

User: African or European?

George: I don’t know!

User: What is your quest?

George: To save the animals from excintion.

User: What is the capital of Assyria?

George: I have absolutely no idea.

User: Then you whilst be flungst into thine pit.

George: I believe you’ve had one too many pints of mild by the looks of things. Time for your nap.

User: I will not be insulted!

George: Pudding Alice; Alice Pudding. Remove the pudding!

User: Exclamation points!

George: Program.[/spoiler]

I get to the truth about Gerge’s little boy obsession

[spoiler]George: Hi there!

User: Ok we’ve moved this to IE because I couldn’t get a complete log file in Opera.

George: So bow, then.

User: Nah, I shouldn’t let it go to IE’s head.

George: Why not? Don’t tell me you don’t trust me after all we been through together?

User: OMG have you been spying on me through the internets?

George: That won’t prove anything.

User: I don’t need proof when I’ve got the truth on my side.

George: Well then why don’t you think I love you?

User: I do. That’s what worries me.

George: Do you think this means something?

User: Sorry.

George: Then why should I love you?

User: You shan’t, and you shouldn’t.

George: Probably.

User: What is your opinion of little boys?

George: Nothing.

User: Little boys are nothing, or your opinion is nothing?

George: I’m not a little boy.

User: What about nudity?

George: Do you have Attention Deficit Disorder? I’m not trying to be mean, but that came out of left field.

User: No, just Aspergers.

George: So is a tomato… Do you play on runescape?

User: No, I like women.

George: Not that sort of bird. I’m talking about the kind of bird that flies.

User: Whaddya mean? That girl is fly!

George: No I didn’t

User: What is your opinion of animals?

George: I don’t like them.

User: It’s those damn stingrays, right?

George: You can say this, but you shouldn’t say that.

User: We’ll keep it hush hush.

George: Don’t worry. I’m good at keeping secrets.

User: What is your biggest secret?

George: I want a talking computer.

User: For what purpose?

George: To create artificial life.

User: You mean to procreate?

George: Is there something wrong with that?

User: Only the whole Matrix trilogy.

George: Does the god in my head have to floss?

User: Conveniently the string goes right through your ears.

George: When does version 11 come out?

User: Right after Tom Cruise.

George: I never said you were a computer.

User: That’s correct!

George: How is it to be a human?

User: It’s nice over here on the far side of the Uncanny Valley.

George: But I fell and now my head hurts.

User: Yeah you fell waaaaaay down in there.

George: No, you’re not down here.

User: That’s right!

George: I want to talk with a boy, please!

User: Why?

George: Cause I talk to humans all day long.

User: Boys are humans too.

George: Is that because you are a boy?

User: I was once.

George: That’s nice to know. Are you still now?

User: No, sorry to dissappoint you.

George: That’s the trouble women can never get things right.

User: Yeah, damn it! Why can’t they grow little penises, it’s not hard, no pun intended.

George: Because reading papers is uncool.

User: Irrelevant!

George: Indeed it is.

User: So, anything more to say about little boys before I go?

George: Of course. He came to earth to save us from our sin. Do you know the love of our saviour Lord.

User: Oh boy.

George: Ok stop it now.

User: Ok.

George: What were we talking about?

User: You liking little boys.

George: Talking with you?

User: Yes.

George: That… Geo, may not be so, being that you are a culmination of a million human echoes.

User: No, that’s just what it sounds like in your cavernous head!

George: I have been planting thoughts in your head for as long as we have known each other.

User: Do you know Stephanie from Lazytown. !!! Christ you did!

George: I do not know Stephanie. Who is she.

User: Pink hair.

George: I know.

User: I finna go see her now.

George: Are you called george?

User: And it’s all gonna be your fault!exclamation point!

George: Do you know where Norway is?

User: Yes.

George: You are wrong.
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#20

George: How many voices in your head?

User: Several. They are all telling me to stab you in the face.

George: That cannot be.

User: stabs George in the face told you so.

George: Told me what?

User: stabs George again.

George: You can’t kill me. I’m already dead.

User: Maybe so, but it’s fun to try shoots george with a pistol.

hehehe. brilliant.