"I guess the the last thing i remember about the Mariachi is when our supreme commander called him every name under the sun before booting him through the portal. All the while ol Pancho Mariachi was laughin' his head off, literally."
"You must understand that Pancho should be dead, well he was dead but tomb raiders thought it clever to hide the Fire Relic in Pancho's remains to transport from the kingdom. But that was enough to ignite the fuel in the Mariachi's soul and the world must now endure Panchos' drunken wrath for eternity, hence the Commanders enthusiasm to get rid of him."
".....but in truth Pancho isnt through that portal due to his drunken behaviour, its because he's all we've got to deal with the threat. What force can stop a drunken undead from having a party in flames & anarchy.... whats left of our charred homeworld says nothing."
- Survivor 028 from Mariachi Capture Squad
By all means crits are welcome, im going to start modelling next week some time.