AJ
08-12-2003, 10:42 PM
Why - I haven't entered and dropped out of a challenge in weeks!
Well, I can't promise I'll have the time to really attempt any of these, but I had a couple of ideas (that and my folder of "things to finish" was looking hungry...), so here are a selected three:
Filo-fat :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/Filofat01.jpg
Sheldon was born unto two up and coming yuppie types in 1980's New York. Their constant career driven attitude leaving a child whom substituted love for food. They would explain it away as 'bad glands' (glands that ask for extra bacon), but the truth was plain for all to see. Many wept at the sight before them, many shook their heads, many pointed, laughed and prodded it with a stick. It wasn't long before Sheldon had gained so much weight that his very vision was obscured by flab - so his quick thinking (and sharply dressed) parents labelled each 'roll' of Sheldon for quick and easy access... This act of kindess was to brand him with a new name, the name smeared on the sides of trucks... - The Incredible Filo-fat
Steve :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/Steve02.jpg
Steve has a hard life.
The Nad :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/TheNad01.jpg
Erm... A pleasent chap who only appears angry when it's cold.
I have more - but considering my track record I think I'll leave them in my head.
:surprised
Well, I can't promise I'll have the time to really attempt any of these, but I had a couple of ideas (that and my folder of "things to finish" was looking hungry...), so here are a selected three:
Filo-fat :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/Filofat01.jpg
Sheldon was born unto two up and coming yuppie types in 1980's New York. Their constant career driven attitude leaving a child whom substituted love for food. They would explain it away as 'bad glands' (glands that ask for extra bacon), but the truth was plain for all to see. Many wept at the sight before them, many shook their heads, many pointed, laughed and prodded it with a stick. It wasn't long before Sheldon had gained so much weight that his very vision was obscured by flab - so his quick thinking (and sharply dressed) parents labelled each 'roll' of Sheldon for quick and easy access... This act of kindess was to brand him with a new name, the name smeared on the sides of trucks... - The Incredible Filo-fat
Steve :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/Steve02.jpg
Steve has a hard life.
The Nad :
http://www.moonjam.com/sideshow/TheNad01.jpg
Erm... A pleasent chap who only appears angry when it's cold.
I have more - but considering my track record I think I'll leave them in my head.
:surprised
