Standard Poodle
03-25-2003, 08:39 PM
Professor Cranium, Super Villain Name: Craniac
"Considering his last name and the enormous size of his skull, Bingo Cranium concluded at a young age that he was a sick joke of a god if there was one, and thus decided to convert to atheism and lead a strictly logic-perpetuated life, with a career in science. He managed to legally change his first name Bingo (He killed his parents for that. I mean Bingo, wtf!?) to Adolph, idolizing one of his heroes. But when the courts refused to allow him to change his last name, he decided to strike out against society, becoming true evil incarnate.
http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951178.jpg
During the day, he works at Deathcore, doing freelance warfare design for various third world governments. During this time he wears his normal labcoat and glasses. When he is Craniac, he bears black sunglasses, a robotic claw (self-designed), and a brown leather backpack, which no one but he knows the contents of. His evil scheme which he partakes in is the mass destruction of kittens everywhere. He works relentlessly to devise faster, and more efficient ways to kill the cute little creatures. Such as this one: http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951373.jpg, and this one: http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951374.jpg. Rumor has it that the mass pools of kitten blood that accumulate in his evil labs are automatically collected, and piped over to terrorists for food and beverage.
Advantages: His super-evil genius allows him to create the ultimate kitten-killing machinery and technology. Also his access to self-made devices, such as his robotic claw, and whatever other gadgetry he's got up that labcoat or backpack, such as the steel reinforcement preventing his massive head from crushing is small spine. Notice that is small, but still there.... he's not completely spineless....
Disadvantages: His giant head takes away all sense of balance, causing him to topple over frequently."
-So watcha think? I know my drawing sucks, but I think the idea's pretty good. eh?
But hey, I wanna make sure this is ok that I'm doing this, because I'm not nearly as good as all of you guys. I just wanna try and have fun. That being said, don't expect the super-spankfabulicious modeling that you guys pull off, but whatever, it is for fun, right? and btw, I'l twy weally weally hawd, so maybe I'll yeild something decent. Who knows?
I have a front and side view of the head I drew, so if i can find the camera to take a picture of them, I'll put them up as soon as possible. cya.
:wavey:
"Considering his last name and the enormous size of his skull, Bingo Cranium concluded at a young age that he was a sick joke of a god if there was one, and thus decided to convert to atheism and lead a strictly logic-perpetuated life, with a career in science. He managed to legally change his first name Bingo (He killed his parents for that. I mean Bingo, wtf!?) to Adolph, idolizing one of his heroes. But when the courts refused to allow him to change his last name, he decided to strike out against society, becoming true evil incarnate.
http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951178.jpg
During the day, he works at Deathcore, doing freelance warfare design for various third world governments. During this time he wears his normal labcoat and glasses. When he is Craniac, he bears black sunglasses, a robotic claw (self-designed), and a brown leather backpack, which no one but he knows the contents of. His evil scheme which he partakes in is the mass destruction of kittens everywhere. He works relentlessly to devise faster, and more efficient ways to kill the cute little creatures. Such as this one: http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951373.jpg, and this one: http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1951374.jpg. Rumor has it that the mass pools of kitten blood that accumulate in his evil labs are automatically collected, and piped over to terrorists for food and beverage.
Advantages: His super-evil genius allows him to create the ultimate kitten-killing machinery and technology. Also his access to self-made devices, such as his robotic claw, and whatever other gadgetry he's got up that labcoat or backpack, such as the steel reinforcement preventing his massive head from crushing is small spine. Notice that is small, but still there.... he's not completely spineless....
Disadvantages: His giant head takes away all sense of balance, causing him to topple over frequently."
-So watcha think? I know my drawing sucks, but I think the idea's pretty good. eh?
But hey, I wanna make sure this is ok that I'm doing this, because I'm not nearly as good as all of you guys. I just wanna try and have fun. That being said, don't expect the super-spankfabulicious modeling that you guys pull off, but whatever, it is for fun, right? and btw, I'l twy weally weally hawd, so maybe I'll yeild something decent. Who knows?
I have a front and side view of the head I drew, so if i can find the camera to take a picture of them, I'll put them up as soon as possible. cya.
:wavey: