Hickory
03-15-2003, 08:47 AM
Well here we go. I haven't had much luck finishing these, but this one sounds fun.
Villian - Hungry Welfare Man
Age - 42
Real Name - Mitch Travis Johnson
Occupation - Panhandler
Villians strike under cloak of darkness. Villians call the UN and demand money. Villians plot to take over the world and rule it with an iron grip. Hungry Welfare Man begs for food. WATCH OUT! He is not opposed to cannibalism either. Armed with a rusty dull knife and cracked spork, he might just attack you...er...if he wasn't too lazy. No job, almost out of food stamps, welfare checks provide little...what is a man to do?
Scenario: You are walking through San Fransico. You round a corner and there in the middle of the side walk is this waify skinny man; dull rusty knifein hand, it kinda glints in the light...his spork is cracked. You try to avoid his stare, but it is too late. He pounces! "Mr...Mr...Can...Can you spare....er...er...food...an arm?" You hesitate...What do you do? Do you run? He has a rusty knife, if he cuts you that could lead to a nasty infection. In his mind, he is praying you don't run. Just give in he hopes. You aren't about to let this man interfere with your life. Your brave. You decide to walk by...right by him. As you pass, he brandishes his knife and spork and says, "Grrrr..." He turns as you pass...but doesn't take a step. As you walk away, he calls after you, "Hey, don't walk away from me...I'm...warning you...I'm warning....you got a quarter? HEY!!! I'm serious...stop or I'll shoot!!! The aliens will hear of this!!! The wold is going to end!!!' You walk out of sight. Hungry Welfare Man sits down frustrated, defeated. Out smarted again...he wonders when someone is going to take him seriously. One day the whole world will realize they should fear him, and then he will have everyone in the palm of his hand...
Concepts soon...lots of other work to do first...
Hickory 2.5
Villian - Hungry Welfare Man
Age - 42
Real Name - Mitch Travis Johnson
Occupation - Panhandler
Villians strike under cloak of darkness. Villians call the UN and demand money. Villians plot to take over the world and rule it with an iron grip. Hungry Welfare Man begs for food. WATCH OUT! He is not opposed to cannibalism either. Armed with a rusty dull knife and cracked spork, he might just attack you...er...if he wasn't too lazy. No job, almost out of food stamps, welfare checks provide little...what is a man to do?
Scenario: You are walking through San Fransico. You round a corner and there in the middle of the side walk is this waify skinny man; dull rusty knifein hand, it kinda glints in the light...his spork is cracked. You try to avoid his stare, but it is too late. He pounces! "Mr...Mr...Can...Can you spare....er...er...food...an arm?" You hesitate...What do you do? Do you run? He has a rusty knife, if he cuts you that could lead to a nasty infection. In his mind, he is praying you don't run. Just give in he hopes. You aren't about to let this man interfere with your life. Your brave. You decide to walk by...right by him. As you pass, he brandishes his knife and spork and says, "Grrrr..." He turns as you pass...but doesn't take a step. As you walk away, he calls after you, "Hey, don't walk away from me...I'm...warning you...I'm warning....you got a quarter? HEY!!! I'm serious...stop or I'll shoot!!! The aliens will hear of this!!! The wold is going to end!!!' You walk out of sight. Hungry Welfare Man sits down frustrated, defeated. Out smarted again...he wonders when someone is going to take him seriously. One day the whole world will realize they should fear him, and then he will have everyone in the palm of his hand...
Concepts soon...lots of other work to do first...
Hickory 2.5
