TheFreak
03-13-2003, 02:36 PM
OK i think i'll give this a go....hopefully i get it finished.
My hero is a man on the edge, one day he left home and entered into the seedy crime underbelly of The DewDrop Inn. Now Six months on he has finly attuned his body into a drinking machine and has gained the super powers that only a man of this type can ever hope to attain:
He believes he is:
Immortal - He cannot be killed and as such walking slowly in various directions across busy lanes of traffic to save the innocent is no problem to him.
Immune to Pain - Pain is no object to this man, and due to the constant relationship his face has with the ground this is a good thing. If he gets knocked down hejust gets back up again and orders another drink.
The hardest man in the world - Again all must fear him as he is the toughest man in the world and if anyone picks a fight with him or tries to talk to the girl he has been 'saving' then they better watch out cause this guy is tough and can swing at random objects like a pro.
A Sex Machine - again the ladies cannot resis this man, his ultimate charm and excess body size and oder only aid in his ultimate sexiness.
Always right - Finally his word is his bond and truth is a constant in his life and he always tells the truth and he is always right. However thes truths can often be hidden behind secret code that sounds a bit like a slur of words.
He is a man without honor, he lives for the free and freely lives (usually on a street corner) he talks to all (and occasionally sings) he doesn't ask for much just a few pence for the honor of his service (and a cup of tea/coffee)
so if you are in trouble and you need help, and no one else can save you then you are probably already being helped by....
BUM MAN!!!!!!!
I'll hopefully geta concept up ASAP
Later
My hero is a man on the edge, one day he left home and entered into the seedy crime underbelly of The DewDrop Inn. Now Six months on he has finly attuned his body into a drinking machine and has gained the super powers that only a man of this type can ever hope to attain:
He believes he is:
Immortal - He cannot be killed and as such walking slowly in various directions across busy lanes of traffic to save the innocent is no problem to him.
Immune to Pain - Pain is no object to this man, and due to the constant relationship his face has with the ground this is a good thing. If he gets knocked down hejust gets back up again and orders another drink.
The hardest man in the world - Again all must fear him as he is the toughest man in the world and if anyone picks a fight with him or tries to talk to the girl he has been 'saving' then they better watch out cause this guy is tough and can swing at random objects like a pro.
A Sex Machine - again the ladies cannot resis this man, his ultimate charm and excess body size and oder only aid in his ultimate sexiness.
Always right - Finally his word is his bond and truth is a constant in his life and he always tells the truth and he is always right. However thes truths can often be hidden behind secret code that sounds a bit like a slur of words.
He is a man without honor, he lives for the free and freely lives (usually on a street corner) he talks to all (and occasionally sings) he doesn't ask for much just a few pence for the honor of his service (and a cup of tea/coffee)
so if you are in trouble and you need help, and no one else can save you then you are probably already being helped by....
BUM MAN!!!!!!!
I'll hopefully geta concept up ASAP
Later