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Gentle Fury

01-24-2003, 04:47 PM

here comes one of the biggest disapointments of 2003!!!!

http://www.house-of-the-dead.com/

a movie based on the game......and we're not talking Resident Evil the movie quality (which i personally thought was crap), this thing looks like a made for TV movie...............check out the trailer!!!! I was expecting them to say......coming to the WB in fall.......this is actually a MOVIE coming to THEATERS!!!!! wow.....go back to making games sega!

oh wow! If you go on to read the site.....there is already a sequel slated to start shooting this year.........lol, even before this one bombs!

Akuma

01-24-2003, 05:41 PM

it looks..... bad :shrug:

SheepFactory

01-24-2003, 05:57 PM

Yes this is unfortunately real. I plugged it some time ago.

The trailer looks like its edited by a lumberjack.

Pentagramma

01-24-2003, 06:13 PM

This was the first time I couldn´t watch a trailer until the end... real bad.:thumbsdow

Sieb

01-24-2003, 07:44 PM

I will wait for Rob's "House of 1000 Corpses"...

gruvsyco

01-24-2003, 08:58 PM

I'd watch it. Man that girl near the end is jiggly.

monotypic

01-25-2003, 04:01 AM

omg... I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GO SEE THIS... THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!

... that's spanish for DEATH !!!!!!!!!!

omg.. roflma omg omgomg ... lol.. i can't stop laughing....

please... i can't... breath... lol

monotypic

01-25-2003, 04:08 AM

this is actually a MOVIE coming to THEATERS!!!!!

this thing doesn't even deserve a direct to video release...

but then again.. what can we expect from a movie site that has a FINAL DESTINATION 2 banner on their page......

REALLY BAD MOVIES OF THE WORLD....... UNITE!!!

GRMac13

01-25-2003, 10:52 AM

lmfao! Oh boy. This is classic!

"It was my fault! It was my fault!"

"Were you here?"

"Did you see it?"

"Did you see them rip her apart?"

Should have been followed by:

"I couldn't reload in time!"

"I forgot that I needed to fire off screen!"

"Dammit, now I'm out of quarters!"

roll credits...

GAME OVER

I'm going to rent this DVD, get smashed with my friends and laugh my frickin ass off!

THANK YOU SEGA!

balistic

01-28-2003, 04:53 PM

It's like the Dungeons and Dragons movie, but with zombies, and busty girls running from explosions in slow motion. Mark my words:

Best. Movie. Ever.

Honestly, this is just a cheap horror movie. What's wrong with titties and zombies? That's the cinematic equivalent of peanut and nougat right there.

ambient-whisper

01-28-2003, 05:13 PM

haha. i gotta see this.

I'd watch it. Man that girl near the end is jiggly.

amen! :beer:

Trickster

01-28-2003, 10:30 PM

i thought that trailer was rubbish!!

SGT.Squeaks

01-28-2003, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by gruvsyco
I'd watch it. Man that girl near the end is jiggly.

I hear ya man, reason enough to go see it. :beer:

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