baskin
01-19-2003, 06:44 AM
Hello all-
This is my first time posting to this forum. Here's my idea (see lame concept image below):
A very obese hobbit is out for a stroll, when he stumbles onto the one ring. He is immediately drawn to it, and after looking over his shoulders to make sure nobody else has noticed his discovery, he crouches down, twiddling his fingers, and grabs the prize. As he tries to place it on his hand, however, he realizes that his fingers are far too fat to accomodate the ring. He frantically tries the ring on several different fingers, but to no avail. Finally, looking to the heavens in disgust, he concludes that his only appendage which is small enough to fit into the ring is his tiny member. He turns his back to the camera, unzips his trousers, slips the ring on, and vanishes.
I'd love to hear any feedback people may have.
This is my first time posting to this forum. Here's my idea (see lame concept image below):
A very obese hobbit is out for a stroll, when he stumbles onto the one ring. He is immediately drawn to it, and after looking over his shoulders to make sure nobody else has noticed his discovery, he crouches down, twiddling his fingers, and grabs the prize. As he tries to place it on his hand, however, he realizes that his fingers are far too fat to accomodate the ring. He frantically tries the ring on several different fingers, but to no avail. Finally, looking to the heavens in disgust, he concludes that his only appendage which is small enough to fit into the ring is his tiny member. He turns his back to the camera, unzips his trousers, slips the ring on, and vanishes.
I'd love to hear any feedback people may have.