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RobertoOrtiz
08-30-2005, 03:18 PM
A Connecticut man known on the Internet as "illwill" pleaded guilty in Manhattan federal court on Monday to charges relating to the theft of the source code to Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating software, considered among the company's crown jewels.


>>Link<< (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050830/ap_on_hi_te/microsoft_source_code)

-R

MaDSheeP
08-30-2005, 05:44 PM
Hopefully it was to Windows ME

Man, throw away the key on this guy. If people are finding exploits in the code now, imagine if they had the source code.

eep

Cyro
08-30-2005, 07:54 PM
here is the missing source code


StartWindows()

{
if (what ever you do)
{
BlueScreenOfDeath;
}
else
{
BlueScreenOfDeathAnyway;
}
}

ower
08-30-2005, 07:58 PM
haha that's teh funny because windows is the only program that errors!!!1!1!:rolleyes:

Recursive
08-30-2005, 08:17 PM
here is the missing source code


StartWindows()

{
if (what ever you do)
{
BlueScreenOfDeath;
}
else
{
BlueScreenOfDeathAnyway;
}
}

Your StartWindows function is missing a return type, may I recommend void? also "what ever you do",BlueScreenOfDeath and BlueScreenOfDeathAnyway are not declared, are they to be replaced by the pre-processor?

Cyro
08-30-2005, 08:24 PM
Your StartWindows function is missing a return type, may I recommend void? also "what ever you do",BlueScreenOfDeath and BlueScreenOfDeathAnyway are not declared, are they to be replaced by the pre-processor?

that's why it crashs... lol

lightblitter22
08-30-2005, 09:03 PM
They must lock the man up immediately and place a gag order on him... otherwise he might reveal that the Windows core is written in Turbo Pascal in the 80s and hasn't been updated since :D:applause:

nuclearfessel
08-30-2005, 10:49 PM
here is the missing source code


StartWindows()

{
if (what ever you do)
{
BlueScreenOfDeath;
}
else
{
BlueScreenOfDeathAnyway;
}
}

hehehe the source is missing this:

while(1)
{
memset((void*)rand(0));
}

kiaran
08-31-2005, 02:50 AM
#include <iostream>

if (replyToThreadByWritingCode)
{
cout << "You are an ultra-geek" << endl;
}else
{
cout << "You are a hypocrit";
}

nuclearfessel
08-31-2005, 02:56 AM
#include <iostream>

if (replyToThreadByWritingCode)
{
cout << "You are an ultra-geek" << endl;
}else
{
cout << "You are a hypocrit";
}

oooohh a fellow ultra-geek :)

erilaz
08-31-2005, 03:18 AM
All this thread is missing is someone spelling microsoft with the $ sign...:surprised

otacon
08-31-2005, 03:36 AM
Micro$oft.

erilaz
08-31-2005, 03:39 AM
Micro$oft.

Done. Next!

DonaldKasper
08-31-2005, 03:52 AM
Oh, and here I thought it was written in the Devil's language of Visual Basic.

WingedOne
08-31-2005, 11:59 AM
#include <iostream>

if (replyToThreadByWritingCode)
{
cout << "You are an ultra-geek" << endl;
}else
{
cout << "You are a hypocrit";
}

So, for anyone that doesn't reply to the thread by writing code, or for anyone that doesn't reply to the thread at all, that makes them a hypocrit? :rolleyes:

MGernot
08-31-2005, 03:36 PM
So, for anyone that doesn't reply to the thread by writing code, or for anyone that doesn't reply to the thread at all, that makes them a hypocrit? :rolleyes:

bool replyToThreadByWritingCode = true;

:thumbsup:

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