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MasterZap
06-29-2005, 05:04 PM
mental ray
renders everything
run, ray, run

or how about

pixels grow
bucket by bucket
men - tal - ray

add your own ;)

/Z

francescaluce
06-29-2005, 05:15 PM
for the rules... :)
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/






francesca

MasterZap
06-29-2005, 05:18 PM
Tsk. The 3-5-3 variant is pretty common. But I know the "5-7-5" is the "default". I say any prime followed by the next larger prime works. ;)

/Z

francescaluce
06-29-2005, 05:55 PM
ok and istead of a traditional kigo
we'll use mentalray as theme.


--- too hot here
--- to shot a render
--- so I code

or maybe

--- maya is good
--- but mentalray
--- does it better


ciao
francesca

victor
06-29-2005, 06:17 PM
If it's three five three
Fran's line should be so i code
Zap write ev'rything

digital19
06-29-2005, 06:21 PM
fun..


mental ray
please me in less time
I hurry

floze
06-29-2005, 11:48 PM
I am at the edge,
Let my mental health prevail
With this dis place ment

TomD
07-02-2005, 01:53 PM
.



My big blue renderfarm,
he nor she but only mi
'cause they might do you mental harm.




Darn difficult to stick with a 3-5-3 or 5-7-5 rule, but hey its got some rhythm and rhyme.

failure
07-02-2005, 02:36 PM
deadline fury roars
there is none but one best friend:
adaptive sampling

failure
07-02-2005, 03:03 PM
Stormy crash, restart
Plug forgot to auto load
There, I will help him

failure
07-02-2005, 03:12 PM
Last refraction ray
One more surface to go thru
It's yellow behind

AtrusDni
07-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Mental Ray is tired.
Last frame left to render out.
Oh no, it just crashed.

Why all the crashing.
Deadline is comming up soon.
I have no hair left.

No free time for me.
Sleeping at my desk tonight.
It just crashed again.

tharrell
07-16-2005, 02:13 AM
shiny metal thing
reflection misfires again
another black blob

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