Bigglzee
09-30-2004, 01:03 PM
Well, this was an awfully hard challenge to think up ideas for, so I guess this is what came out of it.
The front design orginally came from a humvee I guess, then it just developed into something with a big grill - for Air Con I guess ;)-, and a gun, with a toilet attached to it.
The story is like this (dont bother reading it, its quickly written and not very well composed. :P)
Once upon a time, there were a generation of young men and women, who would spend every minute of free time on their swivelly chairs at the computer, with such contraptions such as LCD Monitors and Wacom tablets, this generation was called, the digital artist generation, now, many of these young people (quite a few of which werent young at all) spent so much time on the computer, that their knees were rendered near to useless, when the worlds power because scarce, they had to dump thier computers for more practical things such as Microwaves and Ovens, now this was ok, because the second best thing to Digital Art is, as we know, food (Girls come before all this, but not in the digital artists case, I dont really think I need say more).
One of these youngsters was an obese child called Bob, now, many of his "friends" called him Boob, because of his sizeable man boobies. He could barely support his weight, let alone walk and run.
Once the power crisis came around, his Digital Art love was no more, for his computer was trashed, so he took to eating alot more, and reading car magazines, this started his endeavour to create a battleworthy car, that could help his country in its constant battle against those-other-countries.
Ammunition was not cheap in this day and age, of course, so, he used his considerable prowess with games, and his permanent, laxatized state to improvise and make the Car one of a kind.
Heres a concept. And a start at modelling (FIRST CAR EVAAAR!)
And I apologize for the rather vulgar theme, Im being slightly vague on it in the hopes some wont pick it up :P
http://img78.exs.cx/img78/1236/cah.jpg
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/2826/10862.jpg
The front design orginally came from a humvee I guess, then it just developed into something with a big grill - for Air Con I guess ;)-, and a gun, with a toilet attached to it.
The story is like this (dont bother reading it, its quickly written and not very well composed. :P)
Once upon a time, there were a generation of young men and women, who would spend every minute of free time on their swivelly chairs at the computer, with such contraptions such as LCD Monitors and Wacom tablets, this generation was called, the digital artist generation, now, many of these young people (quite a few of which werent young at all) spent so much time on the computer, that their knees were rendered near to useless, when the worlds power because scarce, they had to dump thier computers for more practical things such as Microwaves and Ovens, now this was ok, because the second best thing to Digital Art is, as we know, food (Girls come before all this, but not in the digital artists case, I dont really think I need say more).
One of these youngsters was an obese child called Bob, now, many of his "friends" called him Boob, because of his sizeable man boobies. He could barely support his weight, let alone walk and run.
Once the power crisis came around, his Digital Art love was no more, for his computer was trashed, so he took to eating alot more, and reading car magazines, this started his endeavour to create a battleworthy car, that could help his country in its constant battle against those-other-countries.
Ammunition was not cheap in this day and age, of course, so, he used his considerable prowess with games, and his permanent, laxatized state to improvise and make the Car one of a kind.
Heres a concept. And a start at modelling (FIRST CAR EVAAAR!)
And I apologize for the rather vulgar theme, Im being slightly vague on it in the hopes some wont pick it up :P
http://img78.exs.cx/img78/1236/cah.jpg
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/2826/10862.jpg